Jack Monroe #194 She only came back cos we were about to put out an album

[Cookiecookie]

so, I got mr kcc to put the mask on...


(I have asked his permission to post this and he is cool with it. the bleeping exhibitionist)

eta he has his pyjama bottoms on, it is very warm

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Masculine aesthetic.

Also, unless you're visually impaired, what on earth is the point of voice recording things? Most people sound awful on playback, especially with Jack's adenoids. Also, 'happy memories' listening to your mum drone on about herself? Poor SB!

 

[Carmina-Piranha]

If ever I've needed the motivation to get out of bed and go and get a sausage mcmuffin, then this abomination is it! Eww bleeping hell ...

 

[Eurgh]

Fish eggs and land eggs.
Double egging.

I’m only referring to ‘land eggs’ from now on.

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

1. Life has been ****

2. Staying in a travelodge 3 miles from my home to try and get Mrs Tunnel 2 nights’ sleep as students are making life a living hell with partying until 6am every morning.

3. Came back to comment on the actual “Jack is communicating to tattle via IG” comedy that is a pot of fishy eggs with capers.

4.I found a used condom in a book that came in with a load of donations in the charity shop I volunteer in yesterday.

5.If Jack came in to buy something I would force her to donate a hammock.

 

[MaineCoonMama]

I’m only referring to ‘land eggs’ from now on.

Oh gosh, my mum used to call eggs 'cackleberries'. Sorry maman, they're land eggs now.

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

Fish and eggs.
It’s always fish and eggs

That’s cos she’s 90% vegan

 

[Icing _on_ the_cake]

Just saw her IG post and had another 'why?' moment.

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

Her breath....

 

[Toffee finger]

Jesus Christ just eat a pastry or bacon (or 90% vegan facon) roll like a normal person on a Saturday morning

 

[Vanelope]

She's just stuck a boiled egg into a tub of taramasalata hasn't she? And posted it on insta.

Aaargh that’s exactly what she’s done. Unless there is video proof I will not believe she ate that. It’s just trying to be

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Her breath....

Came here to say this, not just that her skin/sweat will stink too. Once had a boss who ate like this with lots of meat for a fad diet and the stench was unreal, truly gag worthy. Someone told her it was that bad.

 

[girolle]

New Instagram post.

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LJC! I do not even want to imagine the STENCH coming off of that awful concoction. Her breath could be counted as a chemical weapon after eating that.

 

[Candytuft]

Her breath....

Her farts...

 

[Jay-cloth Cow]

How do you spread a boiled egg with the back of a spoon? Surely it's too solid to do that? Or does she blend it all together first? Wait no! I know how! she's lying

 

[Zelda]

Surely she’s outright trolling us now?

Thanks Jack, if you’re reading. I love drawing faces on your food.

 

[Veronicaaa]

She's had a full week to come up with something nice that she's made / eaten, and she chooses to share this with us. It boggles the mind.

 

[Legionnairess]

New Instagram post.

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LJC that’s made me want to bowk.

 

[schmetterling]

But is it unctuous? Celestially obscene? Can I eat it in bed? Can I 'trust you on this one', Fack?

 

[LavaFlake]

My hangover did NOT need to see eggs sat on top of pink sludge. I know we say her food is boke-worthy but I did genuinely gag when looking.

 

[colouredlines]

Last weekend I was visiting a friend in another city, and I ordered a crepe with white chocolate and ice cream. This is what I was given:

I'm still not sure if it was a language issue or what (the accent is very different there), but duck it, that turquoise crepe still looks more appetising than Jack's latest riff on fish'n'eggs.