Gosh a lot of weird, unlikely events happen in Jack's life don't they.
Jack Monroe #194 She only came back cos we were about to put out an album
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I think the next thing I’m going to count is pics of Fack in a bra.
Pictures of me in a bra = 0
Pictures of me in a bra = 0
TD is a legend. I love her.
The Trifle Defender tweet swiftly followed by Mr KCC's gift and then the 'white trash shouldn't breed' picture almost made me choke with laughter. I would like to know what kind of outdoor physical work requires floral yoga pants and a Cath Kidston bag. Maybe she was mining for ore and storing it in her bag. Maybe she was excavating a ditch to bury all her failed brand partnerships. Maybe she just stepped outside for the sole purpose of taking a photo that puts her rack on full display so fawning squigs can replenish her attention stores. Also she does eat pies but only if they're Charlie Bigham's. She doesn't get them from Waitrose though. The last time she went, security stopped her at the door and said 'white trash aren't allowed to shop here'.
Loving these little trifle defender snippets, it's like the cabal getting smoke signals from the outside world
Ha that is brilliant well done Mr Kcc happy birthday I love your hair.
Jack will be getting the hair dye out when she’s next on a grunk
As you’re around @traumatised sideboard , can I put in a request for Slopbot’s take on the a-molé verses — perhaps as a B side?
Thank(space)you Sidey B, if it wasn't for your Pythagoras dive I wouldn't have spent the past couple of days hooting about rinsed/unrinsed bean revulsion from 495 BC to 2021 CE.Omg your avatar!!
Didn’t she comment on a young mums parenting skills when she was in a pub? I’d say what goes around comes around but the white trash comment never happened.
Also considering she owns a Burberry coat & an Emin painting and is as poor as a church mouse (lols) she out of everyone should know a designer label means nothing.
Created a whole mumsnet thread to so they could advise her on whether to call social services on a woman who was in a pub with her rowdy kid. Not even that long ago. I MEAN!
Hey, so it’s the weekend everybody! 
Was that the same pub incident where she accused the woman of theft or am I getting my mumsnet threads crossed? Pubs may be second only to trains for chaoses in Jack's world.
@Raker this is v Completed It Mate Jack of me, I was already considering it! I wanted to make a version using cabal-sourced lyrics but there are so many I couldn't include them all (unless my version runs to an unruly ten minutes long) and I didn't want to cherrypick and leave anyone out.
@Raker this is v Completed It Mate Jack of me, I was already considering it! I wanted to make a version using cabal-sourced lyrics but there are so many I couldn't include them all (unless my version runs to an unruly ten minutes long) and I didn't want to cherrypick and leave anyone out.
It was indeed
Now I know what to request for my birthday gift!
Last year it was Kim Woodburn.
I anticipate much hilarity, and aaaaaaaa sombre requiem for a bream to finish
Also happy birthday!
ten minutes? of all our beautiful work? could cope with that tbh
love me some sonja with the sexy J
I seem to recall something about her wallet missing. Can't be certain, but it sounds like her. When she does stuff like that, she is worse than Hopkins.
I am watching Glow Up final on catchup. Sophie is doing a special effects black eye for her online masterclass.
Perhaps she could give Jack a few tips on how to make it look realistic.
Perhaps she could give Jack a few tips on how to make it look realistic.
Wasn’t it a young mum with 3 under 5, who also managed to pick pocket her purse? Fair play to her she must be one of Fagan’s elite, I’ve had to take my car keys off my fob cos I leave it in the front door so often
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