Omg so she already owes £375? That’s at least one Cotswold sideboard or 2 80s wedding list crockery sets??
Just tried Hagen Dasz (sp?) for the first time and it tastes dusty, poor Louisa Jane Compton had this feeling every day
Jack Monroe #193 Mama, pass the UNICEF statistics and the Hansards!
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Just tried Hagen Dasz (sp?) for the first time and it tastes dusty, poor Louisa Jane Compton had this feeling every day
All your recipes fail
And you won't clean a nail
That's a moleeee
When you're chasing success
But you're out of the press
That's a moleeee
When your career's in reverse
'cause you couldn't be worse
That's a moleeee
ETA I am off to bed, though I won't be able to sleep for singing "a moleeee" verses.
And you won't clean a nail
That's a moleeee
When you're chasing success
But you're out of the press
That's a moleeee
When your career's in reverse
'cause you couldn't be worse
That's a moleeee
ETA I am off to bed, though I won't be able to sleep for singing "a moleeee" verses.
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When you’re facetuning pics
But your hands look like dicks
That’s amooorreeee!
But your hands look like dicks
That’s amooorreeee!
Okay this one bleeping slaps
When a cold OAP buys your shopping trolley
That's scam ole
Patreons in kerching a linga ling
That's scam ole
Bounce your rent with intent to defraud her
Retweet Rankin the writer the blue tick
Lucky fellah!!
That's A MOLÈEEEEE 3
That's scam ole
Patreons in kerching a linga ling
That's scam ole
Bounce your rent with intent to defraud her
Retweet Rankin the writer the blue tick
Lucky fellah!!
That's A MOLÈEEEEE 3
I never knew until recently that haagen daz...(Sp) is a made up name which was chosen as it sounds like it's an artisan ice cream maker.
The same goes for Otis (horse) Spunkmeyer cookies.
Imagine being a hard hitting journo (like our top lurker Hattie Gladwell who couldn’t even wait 24 hours for it not to look so obvious she’s amongst us loool) who’s finally made it to the dizzying heights of publishing an anti tattle piece in Gr*zia (other trash available x) so you open all the top threads in a new tab and..... it’s pages of poetry. None of the illegal bollocks Sally Hughes claims just people writing songs about slop, HMRC, and grubby nails.
@heretoreaditall2019 did you mean to racially abuse Sali, or was it that pesky 
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We don’t want to candyman “she here”
?We don’t want to candyman “she here”
Even Marcus doesn’t know her secret location 
I mix up ‘gauche’ as in Jack with ‘gouache’ which is a type of watercolour.
It doesn’t rhyme with amoolleeee and I’m terrible of thinking of them but LOVING all of the cabal’s work today.
and 
.Omg sorry my love the reference is lost but now I’m terrified I’ve said something bad?! I was referencing her am drams on the BBC where she probably claimed we practice the occult and have made assassination attempts, tbf never listened to it cos she doesn’t deserve the views!!@heretoreaditall2019 did you mean to racially abuse Sali, or was it that pesky
We don’t want to candyman “she here”
He racism claims appear to be based on the misspelling of her name. It’s spelled SALI which is WELSH not Sally like some non-welsh person!
Who knew there were so many poetic geniuses within the cabal? We have truly transcended the need for Jack. Soz hun but we're a self-sustaining ecosystem now. Don't even care that you nominated yourself for an award you couldn't possibly win even if you assassinated every other nominee with stuffing in a soup. Judging by poor Orphy B's slimy bread sitch the other week you're not even a roll model 
When your mouth is ouchy
And it makes you grouchy that's a mole.
When you duck up the roast
And burn all the toast.
That's mole.
When youre trifle is shite
And the cabal always right.
That's a mole.
And it makes you grouchy that's a mole.
When you duck up the roast
And burn all the toast.
That's mole.
When youre trifle is shite
And the cabal always right.
That's a mole.
Omg truly heard it all now, between this ~mendacious~ hate crime and Jackie’s ongoing investigations Cressida Dick must be beside herself with worry
When you're dancing in heels
With onions to peel
That's a mole.
When the chef gets the job.
And you're feeling robbed
Thats a mole.
With onions to peel
That's a mole.
When the chef gets the job.
And you're feeling robbed
Thats a mole.
Two more before lights out
When you feel like a dick
For believing her shtick
That's a moleeee
When there's no roasted spud
And the rest tastes like crud
That's a moleeee
What a fun day.
When you feel like a dick
For believing her shtick
That's a moleeee
When there's no roasted spud
And the rest tastes like crud
That's a moleeee
What a fun day.
When your meatballs are tit
Marcus thinks you're a tit
That's a molé
I'll stop now. I'm sorry!
Marcus thinks you're a tit
That's a molé
I'll stop now. I'm sorry!
When the fox sniffs
When the glove dies
When I’m feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite shins
And then I don’t feel ... so bad.
Oh, wait. Wrong song.
When the glove dies
When I’m feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite shins
And then I don’t feel ... so bad.
Oh, wait. Wrong song.
"lights out" 
. The cabal has become Orange (hair) is the new Jack.
. The cabal has become Orange (hair) is the new Jack.- Status