Just like an absconded Patreon,
LJC the wifey she’s GONE,
There’s no amoré
LJC the wifey she’s GONE,
There’s no amoré
Jack Monroe #193 Mama, pass the UNICEF statistics and the Hansards!
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When Marcus thinks you’re a pruneCompany going bankrupt in June
That's a molé
I’ve learned more about limited companies from this song than I ever did in
@Dogmuck!“The Crown” eh. It’s the Queen‘s second birthday tomorrow, she must be in the mood for treating herself!
Last one.
When the faceless ninnies
Read your made up stories
That's a mole
When you pick on THAT MAN
On sm coz you can
That's mole
When the faceless ninnies
Read your made up stories
That's a mole
When you pick on THAT MAN
On sm coz you can
That's mole
When your oppression points feel low
Loose the flying monkeys, go!
That's a moleeee
When you've made a Twitter din
Babes just rattle that tip tin
That's ya mooolah
Loose the flying monkeys, go!
That's a moleeee
When you've made a Twitter din
Babes just rattle that tip tin
That's ya mooolah
With your grift and your liesYour portions small sized
That's immoral
Honestly you lot are geniuses. I love these! I’ll go to sleep singing tonight 
When shite postcards you tout
And you have fake burnout
That's a moleeeeeee
When you drink from a vase
And write pov memoirs
That's a moleeeeeee
When you laugh up a lung
And take pics with your tongue
That's a moleeeeeee!
And you have fake burnout
That's a moleeeeeee
When you drink from a vase
And write pov memoirs
That's a moleeeeeee
When you laugh up a lung
And take pics with your tongue
That's a moleeeeeee!
Turns out ”That’s Amore” is from a film called The Caddy, and it’s all about golf 
Needless to say, Dean Martin had the last laugh because the whole film‘s on YouTube and I’m going in! 
On topic, no wonder Jack’s been so quiet with the Companies House stuff. Pray to LJC for the OAB Ltd
Needless to say, Dean Martin had the last laugh because the whole film‘s on YouTube and I’m going in! On topic, no wonder Jack’s been so quiet with the Companies House stuff. Pray to LJC for the OAB Ltd
When you're stuck on the shitter
And you think, "best tell Twitter!"
That's a mole!
And you think, "best tell Twitter!"
That's a mole!
Some squiggle posted the inside cover of one of jack's books (with gushing drivel as the caption) and what exactly is this photo supposed to be?!?!
She looks like she's finally got home after holding in a fart for 8 hours!
A quote from the daily torygraph?! TEN pound a week?
When your post is off topic
Or far too misanthropic
That's a waaarning
She looks like she's finally got home after holding in a fart for 8 hours!
A quote from the daily torygraph?! TEN pound a week?
Can we get only musical mod edits from now on?
When your post is off topic
Or far too misanthropic
That's a waaarning
I haven't laughed so much since the motivational poster thread. Holding in a fart, hahahahahaha.
Yeah, this is for the inside cover Jack, give me massive fart after holding it in all day! That’s it, the JOY of letting it all out! Day after Christmas, stuffed to the gills with lard chicken and mince pie toastier and packet mix trifle, let it rip!!
Great, got the shot first time!
Great, got the shot first time!
£10 a week?! duck right off Tory demon!! About 5 years before her books I was spending a £15 a week as a student and that was definitely a calorie deficit whilst being a 5’1.xx smol vegetarian pixie, how would a taller or more active or growing person cope on that?!Some squiggle posted the inside cover of one of jack's books (with gushing drivel as the caption) and what exactly is this photo supposed to be?!?!View attachment 603571
She looks like she's finally got home after holding in a fart for 8 hours!
A quote from the daily torygraph?! TEN pound a week?
Can we get only musical mod edits from now on?
When your post is off topic
Or far too misanthropic
That's a waaarning
The frustrating thing is to get ANY TV advert approved & aired every single claim has to be substantiated with actual data to the ASA. How you can get away with writing any old tit to make money in books (or on social media but that’s another thread’s worth) is beyond me. For TV they’d want to know exactly what meals went into that £10 figure and calorie contents versus recommendations for different heights / ages / sizes, so you’d have to say “feed your 20lbs 6 month old baby for £10 a week” with small print disclosing x calories in line with x-y gov recommendations and exactly what meals it involved. With that said at 3k unit sales safe to say she isn’t at risk of them running TV ads for her, she’ll be lucky if they can bring themselves to tweet about it.
You give Eamonn a fright
When your cooking's not right
That's a moleee
Ruth will coax you along
Though your methods are wrong
That's a moleeeee!
When your cooking's not right
That's a moleee
Ruth will coax you along
Though your methods are wrong
That's a moleeeee!
Inspired by you:
RIP that Omega Seamaster,
But Eamonn needs u to cook that pasta faster,
That’s amolé
Thread title there!Who knew there were so many poetic geniuses within the cabal? We have truly transcended the need for Jack. Soz hun but we're a self-sustaining ecosystem now. Don't even care that you nominated yourself for an award you couldn't possibly win even if you assassinated every other nominee with stuffing in a soup. Judging by poor Orphy B's slimy bread sitch the other week you're not even a roll model
Fraus will sing, sing and sing and sing.She’s using furlough she’s cash strapped,
And still pretending to be papped,
That’s a-Jacquié
And still pretending to be papped,
That’s a-Jacquié
'a-Jacquié'
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