In your hand, there's a saw,
And at Rishi you bawl,
That's a molè
(Artistic licence with the rhyming)
And at Rishi you bawl,
That's a molè
(Artistic licence with the rhyming)
Jack Monroe #193 Mama, pass the UNICEF statistics and the Hansards!
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These are AMAZING! Please don’t stop.
Desperately trying and failing to rhyme ‘trazzers on a bird’ in my head!
ETA:
No trazzers on a bird!
It’s the funniest lie we’ve heard
That’s a mole
PS: It’s tit I know - I’ll go do a Rishi tribute photo as punishment!
Desperately trying and failing to rhyme ‘trazzers on a bird’ in my head!
ETA:
No trazzers on a bird!
It’s the funniest lie we’ve heard
That’s a mole
PS: It’s tit I know - I’ll go do a Rishi tribute photo as punishment!
When you schmooze Ian Rankin
But your food’s pure gankin
That’s amolllleeeeee
Making slop just like turd
That’s amooollleeeeeee!
But your food’s pure gankin
That’s amolllleeeeee
There’s trazzers on a bird
Making slop just like turd
That’s amooollleeeeeee!
Tills will ring, ding-a-ling-ling
When traaaazers are matched,
With blouse embroidery patched
That’s a mole
With blouse embroidery patched
That’s a mole
When you're having a grunk
Snaffling pineapple chunks
That's a molé
Snaffling pineapple chunks
That's a molé
When you reply with a SHAN'T,
You're just really a CANT,
That's a molè
(More artistic licence)
You're just really a CANT,
That's a molè
(More artistic licence)
Is anyone else reading other thread titles to the tune of That’s Amore? 
When you hire your street skips
And make eggy fish dips
That's a molé
When you really hate THAT MAN
And are 90% vegan
That's a molé
When you keep getting tax wrong
And you really hate this song
That's a moléeee
*apols if I am reappropriating other fraus' creative work at this stage in proceedings, I am very much inspired by our smol pixie.
And make eggy fish dips
That's a molé
When you really hate THAT MAN
And are 90% vegan
That's a molé
When you keep getting tax wrong
And you really hate this song
That's a moléeee
*apols if I am reappropriating other fraus' creative work at this stage in proceedings, I am very much inspired by our smol pixie.
Yet another sideboard
For the stuff that you hoard
That's amoleeee
For the stuff that you hoard
That's amoleeee
I feel like a DJ interrupting a disco mid-song to talk about a car park situation, but...
That award thing Jack’s been nominated for, it’s in association with ITV News. Are they the one (main) channel left that’s she’s not pissed off?
BBC - goes without saying *cough DKL cough*.
Channel 4 - That Man, and the association with LJC makes it a bit gauche for them to be seen working with her.
Has Eamonn oror his cousin put in a good word for her? Either way, I genuinely don’t understand how this has happened.
Also, I‘d never heard the word “gauche“ out loud until Allegra said it.
That award thing Jack’s been nominated for, it’s in association with ITV News. Are they the one (main) channel left that’s she’s not pissed off?
BBC - goes without saying *cough DKL cough*.
Channel 4 - That Man, and the association with LJC makes it a bit gauche for them to be seen working with her.
Has Eamonn or
Also, I‘d never heard the word “gauche“ out loud until Allegra said it.
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When you sing really bad
With your "mate" Billy Bragg
That's a molé
Taking snaps with your tongue
Whilst we're hooting up lungs
That's a molé
With your "mate" Billy Bragg
That's a molé
Taking snaps with your tongue
Whilst we're hooting up lungs
That's a molé
With the sideboards you love,
You mistake a bird for a glove,
That's a molè
You mistake a bird for a glove,
That's a molè
Beloved Cabal I’ve hooted up a lung at you all you are all *chefs kiss* I think I may of cracked a rib laughing I’m off to hunt my Becca highlighter out before going to A&E and demanding a CT scan 
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When you show the five star your cans
And in awe they raise their hands
That's a molé!
And in awe they raise their hands
That's a molé!
When you have thousands of phones and all you do is moan.
That's a mole.
That's a mole.
When the crown take ur firm,
Louisa Compton of ch4 news will squirm,
That’s amoré
When ur scarf says LJC,
N you’ve got more slop for tea,
That’s amoré
Louisa Compton of ch4 news will squirm,
That’s amoré
When ur scarf says LJC,
N you’ve got more slop for tea,
That’s amoré
When your being only fans with brown slop in five pans that's a mole.
When your foods in the bin the cabal make a din that's a mole.
When your foods in the bin the cabal make a din that's a mole.
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When you’re in a fugue state
Wear Boy cap
for a date
That’s a moleeee
A good friend’s lost her scarf
It’s your ex don’t be darft
That’s a moleee
When your granddad is dead
Cut your hair shave your head
That’s a moleeee
Wear Boy cap
for a dateThat’s a moleeee
A good friend’s lost her scarf
It’s your ex don’t be darft
That’s a moleee
When your granddad is dead
Cut your hair shave your head
That’s a moleeee
When your dress up in "dead Viv" you look like a div
That's a mole
That's a mole
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