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Jack Monroe #193 Mama, pass the UNICEF statistics and the Hansards!
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Honestly, I totally agree with @Dogmuck this has given me life! I’ve been lol-ing all day, thanks CanalThanks for new thread @HotesTilaire !
Added 'founder of #thatsamole rhyme' to my Twitter bio. Have loved reading all of them
But give it a week and I will have forgotten all about it.
You must NOT stop!When you've a wig on your head
Looks like you're straight out of bed
That's a mole
When the doc's by your bed
Prescribing lipstick, bright red
That's a moleeee
When you cook in your shed
And we can't see your head
That's a moleeee
I must stop.
Call the undertaker, for I am DEAD
I love that the kumquat looks like he‘s singing along ”WHENNNNN....”
I have a strong feeling this is definitely what Dean Martin would have wanted.
It’s like being in an Italian restaurant that only has one CD, and that CD only has 4 songs, so every 15 minutes you hear
“In Napoliiiii, where love is king...”We just need to randomly all stop everything, and start sing happy birthday to a stranger every half hour or so to really complete the experience.
(edited to add, I mean that in a good way!)
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Going to have a refresher on number 31 since we are coming close to the anniversary. Hopefully tattle can give us ice lolly hats for the occasion!
I’ve found the perfect one!
I’ve found the perfect one!
When the fake Irish gal misappropriates daal, that’s a mollllee
(Idk if she did but it rhymes. Poetic licence innit)
(Idk if she did but it rhymes. Poetic licence innit)
Today has been one of the best days on here. Thank you all!
If she hasn't yet she will. Patience,
when you post sweets to squigs
and you pose in your wigs
that's a mole
and you pose in your wigs
that's a mole
When your arse saves your life
And you can't keep a wife
That's a mole
When you tweet about tanks
And commit fraud in banks
That's a mole
When you really love facts
And you don't pay your tax
That's a mole
I need to cut myself off. I could be here all day and I really need to finish my latest opus, Requiem for a Bream.
And you can't keep a wife
That's a mole
When you tweet about tanks
And commit fraud in banks
That's a mole
When you really love facts
And you don't pay your tax
That's a mole
I need to cut myself off. I could be here all day and I really need to finish my latest opus, Requiem for a Bream.
That last line! As the kids say, call the crem! I am deceased!When your arse saves your life
And you can't keep a wife
That's a mole
When you tweet about tanks
And commit fraud in banks
That's a mole
When you really love facts
And you don't pay your tax
That's a mole
I need to cut myself off. I could be here all day and I really need to finish my latest opus, Requiem for a Bream.
So many members of the cabal dying today. RIP frauen, you are with the angles now. No slop in heaven I hope.
when your plates full of veg
and there’s mice in your hedge
thats a molee
and there’s mice in your hedge
thats a molee
Oh, go on thenYou must NOT stop!
Call the undertaker, for I am DEAD
When Cooper's deployed
You are clearly annoyed
That's a moleeee
When things are not gifted
They have to be grifted
That's a moleeee
Though your nipples were perky
She left, it was hurty
That's a moleeee
When you cook it's a bore
'cause you find it a chore
That's a moleeee
That's enough for now.
Thanks to you lot my Friday has been such a laugh. Honestly! I've been hooting, chuckling and singing along every time I had a work break since this morning. X
When you are a spuddle
whose friends own a puddle
thats a molee
whose friends own a puddle
thats a molee
Your Smolrob*t fawning,
Ruined Mr F’s morning,
That’s a molé
Ruined Mr F’s morning,
That’s a molé
When you‘ve stolen the tins
And ride off with a grin
That‘s a molé
And ride off with a grin
That‘s a molé
So cabal school now has a choir
We could do a video like that regrettable rendition of Imagine that Gal Gadot cobbled together last year
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