(you need your rhyming imagination on for this one)
When you’d luv to be posh
but are awfully gauche
that’s a molee
When you’d luv to be posh
but are awfully gauche
that’s a molee
Jack Monroe #193 Mama, pass the UNICEF statistics and the Hansards!
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I think I'm going mad... That's Amore keeps segueing into Oom Pah Pah in my head! 
we deserve a great chaos after all this diligent work!
we deserve a great chaos after all this diligent work!
When Matt with forearms, doesn’t fall for your charms, that’s a mole.
When Monroes going live, but she fails to arrive, that’s a mole.
When Monroes going live, but she fails to arrive, that’s a mole.
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Amore gold Cabal *chef's kiss*
When you don't pay your tax
And your morals are lax
That's a molee
When you can't even bake
And you make fanny cake
That's a molee
When all you do is lie
And at Rishi you cry
That's a molee
When you grift without shame
And everyone else is to blame
That's a molee
When orange is your hair
And you just don't care
That's a molee
When Hopkins you successfully sue
And somehow you still lose
That's a molee
When daddy is rich
And you're such a witch
That's a molee
When you're a nonstop bleep
And a stupid taunt
That's a molee
When all you cook is slop
And that makes you plop
That's a molee
When you don't pay your tax
And your morals are lax
That's a molee
When you can't even bake
And you make fanny cake
That's a molee
When all you do is lie
And at Rishi you cry
That's a molee
When you grift without shame
And everyone else is to blame
That's a molee
When orange is your hair
And you just don't care
That's a molee
When Hopkins you successfully sue
And somehow you still lose
That's a molee
When daddy is rich
And you're such a witch
That's a molee
When you're a nonstop bleep
And a stupid taunt
That's a molee
When all you cook is slop
And that makes you plop
That's a molee
This has literally been THE bleeping BEST. Especially @MancBee.
Take me away Angles for I am deceased #longliveCabalChorus
When your grandad is dead
You eat fishy eggs in bed
That's a molleeeeeeee
You eat fishy eggs in bed
That's a molleeeeeeee
When you "fix" Free School Meals
And feed vegans with peels
That's a molé
When your trainers are tall
And under trains you do fall
That's a molé
When your black eye's shiny
And you cry at Rishi
That's a molé
And feed vegans with peels
That's a molé
When your trainers are tall
And under trains you do fall
That's a molé
When your black eye's shiny
And you cry at Rishi
That's a molé
When you hoot and you fizz
Bechamel looks like jizz
That’s a mole!
Bechamel looks like jizz
That’s a mole!
If she’s not even tittering when she Grunks, she is totally a cold (gifted) fish!I think I'm going mad... That's Amore keeps segueing into Oom Pah Pah in my head!
we deserve a great chaos after all this diligent work!
Embarrassed to say I didn’t believe I needed imagination for this one! How do you pronounce ‘gauche’?
Go sshh and you make the posh match po sshhh think mrs bucketEmbarrassed to say I didn’t believe I needed imagination for this one! How do you pronounce ‘gauche’?
When you wear cat-like socks
And have a drawer full of cocks
That's amoleeee
And have a drawer full of cocks
That's amoleeee
When your tweets are a shame,
But you're never to blame,
That's a molè
But you're never to blame,
That's a molè
the "au" sound is "oh"Embarrassed to say I didn’t believe I needed imagination for this one! How do you pronounce ‘gauche’?
the "ch" is like "sh"
so "gohsh"
When your life's in a mess,
While you wear a Viv dress,
That's a molè
(RIP Viv)
While you wear a Viv dress,
That's a molè
(RIP Viv)
Squigs will ping, ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling
All spare cash to her Paypal
Squigs will pay, tippy-tippy-jar, tippy-tippy-jar
No blue tick, you're not her pal
All spare cash to her Paypal
Squigs will pay, tippy-tippy-jar, tippy-tippy-jar
No blue tick, you're not her pal
It was originally £44.99 & £4.99 today in their sale, obviously, I'll wing the can over to your once we've used it to make our curried risotto with a tinned food twist.
When you live in hotels
Sleep with slow cooker smells
That's... A moleee
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You say your lawyer you're ringing
But the cabal are still singing
That's a moleeeeee!
But the cabal are still singing
That's a moleeeeee!
When your cake's really dense
And your words don't make sense
That's a molé
I don't think I'll ever tire of these?!!
And your words don't make sense
That's a molé
I don't think I'll ever tire of these?!!
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