No way has Jack written that article in the I paper. Far too easy to read and understand, she wouldn't know how to articulate with plain English like that.
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One of my university lecturers told me to 'read theory like it's poetry'. A similar technique can be applied to Jack's body of work - read them as comedy rather than slop manuals
What on this godforsaken earth does that terrifying picture of her grinning (taken many months ago) have to do with the price of fish/kilowatt hours? I also find it interesting that she mentions about so many people struggling with literacy and that energy companies should be mindful of that, completely oblivious to the fact that she accompanies every one of her recipes with an interminable word salad.
Just a few examples of phrases that would be hard to understand from her most recent recipe (jackfruit with pineapple hats):
-luxuriate in their flavour bath
-extract the extraneous brine
-the whole weird bit about the consistency being akin to Wile E Coyote falling off a cliff
Just a few examples of phrases that would be hard to understand from her most recent recipe (jackfruit with pineapple hats):
-luxuriate in their flavour bath
-extract the extraneous brine
-the whole weird bit about the consistency being akin to Wile E Coyote falling off a cliff
Will Jqck be held personally responsible for any breach, or can she palm it off on her company and go bankrupt?
I thought she will be personally responsible, but may not have been paying full attention during that bit of the training.
Her 'bobbing in' Tweet reads like the copy and paste spiel that you get in pyramid schemes
She normally can't write anything without including something about 'shaking with anger' and annoying superlatives.
Has she tweeted yet about the Matt LeBlanc as an Irish uncle yet? With all her Irish heritage and such..
That you Louisa?
The third attempt to Tweet it correctly. Well done, Jack xoxo
That is such a strange reply to a generic z-lister's tweet. Ergh, squigg sounds worse than Jack!
Jack is sick and tired of the orange haired photo. Which I thought was exclusive to the Guardian, but apparently not.
'despite being a writer for a living with tens of thousands of words at my disposal,'
And yet you're still tit at it and missed all your deadlines, Jack
And yet you're still tit at it and missed all your deadlines, Jack
That is the one sentence in that article that I am certain Jack wrote.'despite being a writer for a living with tens of thousands of words at my disposal,'
And yet you're still tit at it and missed all your deadlines, Jack
I spent £4.50 today on the June issue of Mens Health because of the Marcus Rashford cover and the MR/TK article. Some of it is reproduced here. At the end of the article there is a sentence noting that the author has donated his fee for the article to FareShare. https://www.menshealth.com/uk/fitness/a36530524/heroes-marcus-rashford-short/
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Jack threw Louisa under the bus.
Christian threw his partner under the bus too. And his concierge.
Christian threw his partner under the bus too. And his concierge.
What a weird way to say 'I am very clever'
If Jack keeps being this dry the cabal may have to resort to counting how many words they know.
If Jack keeps being this dry the cabal may have to resort to counting how many words they know.
I unblocked her as she was quiet but we have so many mutuals who have also replied that I’m gonna block her again. FFS
This is a v interesting question and I have no idea - do any of our accountancy queens know please?
I only know directors have legal responsibilities re filing companies house docs / accounts / paying taxes on time (lol) and that you have to have professional insurance(s)? I’d assume the ICO stuff would fall into the latter? But re her HMRC chaos if a company director has overspent company funds and can’t meet tax debts it’s a big deal and they get fewmin.
Jack bobbing back in
The cabal
The cabal
How long did she go without tweeting?
Surely the squiggle means voyeuristic flatmate, not "narcissistic". Why would a narcissist want to put a camera in someone else's room room? And how do they know the flatmate has put a camera in there if they can't find it......make it make sense.
Squiggle is as bad as Jack for using words with incorrect meaning.
It wasn't me, I was in a cave! I have a rock-solid alibi!!
The stress of being called a bird serial killer has left me unable to work. I have checked into a fancy hotel and am setting up a Gofundme to pay for a lawyer to defend me against the Cabal's ongoing accusations. All contributions welcome, thankyou.
PS What a dull, unspeakably inane tweet for the big return. Come on Jack, the people want chaos!
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