Is this Tattle or Grindr?!
Jack Monroe #189 Food Crime Pie
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Love thisWill be checking the papers for your arrest for mass squirrel poisoning
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ETA apologies for word proximity this was composed during a zoom meeting
Thankspaceyou for quoting one of my favourite bad movies!
Well if some of the speculation is true and she gets a new face it kind of fits the ad competition.
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Alas she's been blue tick bumlicking him for ages.
I love peachesYou don’t like cats or peaches, Manc. My cutlery drawer is a horror show.
I fear we are not kindred spirits
, just not tinned ones. I don't hate cats, they are just not my pet of choice
. I could always sort out your cutlery drawer, whether you kept it tidy after would be up to you.
I am sure we would get on just fine
Not enough
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emoji for Grindr.I think meaning of the former is well known, but the latter apparently refers to Chem Sex, the logic being that it a crystal, as in crystal meth, although most chem sex actually involves GHB
He replies to loads of people, blue tick or no. I'm guessing he almost certainly is not familiar with her body of work.Oh Ian why?
I've said it before but I have no idea how he finds the time to write books, appear at events and ask me out for drinks on two occasions with the amount of time he spends on Twitter.
surely it has to be 12 tins, 365 would be a pallet delivery? Where would you keep them?
To keep people talking probably? I just can’t think of any medical condition that would have you stay away from your home for weeks but not in hospital. If it was NHS treatment surely especially in a pandemic they would have you treated closer to home.
She maybe is being more secretive than we thought and has been going home in between but it’s not looking like that to me.
Or if it’s private cosmetic type work then she really must have more money than we thought, if she’s having a “job lot” and staying in a hotel all this time
I don’t think I’ve ever bought tinned peaches except for the two times we had that weird Monroe curry- once to eat it in normal life, once for the Tattle.
Isn’t he married???
I've been wondering for a long time when she would do a big 'I'm a social media addict' spread in the paper. It's probably coming. Seems like she's scrambling around in the dirt for the next thing to move onto right now
I bet it's just vouchers.
I'm pretty sure it wasn't like that. I didn't go, anyway. I possibly should have, for research purposes.
If those crazy lads at Del Monte stop juggling pineapples for a minute and actually open the competition, I bet someone from here will win it, #PeachesForPoca !
And maybe the bundle of books are just some of Jack’s books, eg a selection from her “socialism shelf”, and some Mom books?
Anyone else have this in their head now?
And maybe the bundle of books are just some of Jack’s books, eg a selection from her “socialism shelf”, and some Mom books?
Anyone else have this in their head now?
I won a year's supply of cereal once, it was12 boxes, and they went out of date within 8 months
Sorry @Hollaaa thats my dirty mind jumping to conclusions.
I think he has had brief interaction on Twitter with Jack so the next time he asks...
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