Oh god, not mid-life crisis Jack. She'll go interrailling next. Can you imagine the amount of train chaoses!
So many shins, so little time.Oh god, not mid-life crisis Jack. She'll go interrailling next. Can you imagine the amount of train chaoses!
Slap a wee bit of dye on them roots luv or you wont be passing for a youngster 18-24 like wot the octopus advert suggests
Wow look at all that hair falling out and chunks missing
I think it was this (I caught the first few words)Did anyone catch the deleted on there? Something about women everywhere should be something something.....
You took the words right out of my mouth with that one! She's a right hypocrite...and I'm being polite because the thesaurus won't give me a similar word that starts with C and ends in T. And I don't mean cat....It's a cesspit but Jack will enable the tip jar anyway because Jack wants free money.
We need to allow time for a raid by the Onion police, a “second dinner” because the first one was tit and for the “food” to be adequately disposed of. Notwithstanding any chaos ensuing from making a Fack recipe.FFS @traumatised sideboard what time do you have your tea??
Grey was big with the young'uns about 3 years ago. In Jack time, that's next week.Slap a wee bit of dye on them roots luv or you wont be passing for a youngster 18-24 like wot the octopus advert suggests
Looking at the first photo, she doesn’t have enough hair for that fringe. Confused face.Has she gone from face tuning herself younger to older? These photos are nine days apart.
Can you go that grey in nine days?
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She can't help herself, can she?! Few grey hairs and she's straight onto another bandwagon - #greyhairjourney, #greyhairmovement, #massiveeyeroll (that last one is my own!)
Although, the blurry background shows a wall that’s white at the top and blue at the bottom, not unlike the ~aparthotel~She's blurred the background too so we can't see if she's back at the crappy bungalow although she's finally changed her coat
I think she mentioned before that she bought this coat at Joules on the infamous (celery) Edinburgh trip. Didn't she give the Nutribullet away in a (fancy!) Joules bag? I may have made that part up. I'm chuckling so hard at this random info I know about her, but she tweeted it all!just idly thinking, "is that seasalt or is it joules?"
it's joules
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and how in the hell does cutting a fringe in and letting your greys grow out make you #frugal???
I wonder if the no poo vinegar rinse is leaving the rough greys softy soft?She can't help herself, can she?! Few grey hairs and she's straight onto another bandwagon - #greyhairjourney, #greyhairmovement, #massiveeyeroll (that last one is my own!)