Oh god, not mid-life crisis Jack. She'll go interrailling next. Can you imagine the amount of train chaoses!
Jack Monroe #189 Food Crime Pie
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It's a cesspit but Jack will enable the tip jar anyway because Jack wants free money.
Slap a wee bit of dye on them roots luv or you wont be passing for a youngster 18-24 like wot the octopus advert suggests
Has she gone from face tuning herself younger to older? These photos are nine days apart.
Can you go that grey in nine days?
Can you go that grey in nine days?
You took the words right out of my mouth with that one! She's a right hypocrite...and I'm being polite because the thesaurus won't give me a similar word that starts with C and ends in T. And I don't mean cat....
We need to allow time for a raid by the Onion police, a “second dinner” because the first one was tit and for the “food” to be adequately disposed of. Notwithstanding any chaos ensuing from making a Fack recipe.
Grey was big with the young'uns about 3 years ago. In Jack time, that's next week.
She's blurred the background too so we can't see if she's back at the crappy bungalow although she's finally changed her coat 
Can't she just keep one hairstyle for longer than two weeks?
Just spoke to my hairdresser friend on the phone and he's seen the picture. His opinion "she never did that herself, no way, nope. That is a professional cut". I said it was supposed to make her look younger, his reply "they all want that, we're hairdressers, not magicians"
We have been telling her to get that dreadfully dated undercut sorted, maybe she is taking our advice after all.
Just spoke to my hairdresser friend on the phone and he's seen the picture. His opinion "she never did that herself, no way, nope. That is a professional cut". I said it was supposed to make her look younger, his reply "they all want that, we're hairdressers, not magicians"
We have been telling her to get that dreadfully dated undercut sorted, maybe she is taking our advice after all.
Why can’t she smile properly? That grimace never fails to jar me
Looking at the first photo, she doesn’t have enough hair for that fringe. Confused face.
She can't help herself, can she?! Few grey hairs and she's straight onto another bandwagon - #greyhairjourney, #greyhairmovement, #massiveeyeroll (that last one is my own!)
just idly thinking, "is that seasalt or is it joules?"
it's joules
and how in the hell does cutting a fringe in and letting your greys grow out make you #frugal???
it's joules
and how in the hell does cutting a fringe in and letting your greys grow out make you #frugal???
Although, the blurry background shows a wall that’s white at the top and blue at the bottom, not unlike the ~aparthotel~She's blurred the background too so we can't see if she's back at the crappy bungalow although she's finally changed her coat
I think she mentioned before that she bought this coat at Joules on the infamous (celery) Edinburgh trip. Didn't she give the Nutribullet away in a (fancy!) Joules bag? I may have made that part up. I'm chuckling so hard at this random info I know about her, but she tweeted it all!
I wonder if the no poo vinegar rinse is leaving the rough greys softy soft?
Am tellin ya, that fringe from the middle of the head was done whilst at Top Secret apart-hotel
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