I'm sorry, dear heart, but if you're serious about imitating the iconic food photography of the Slop Saint I feel like I need to give you some constructive criticism:
1. Your thumbnail is far too clean.
2. Your plate and knife of choice look like things people might actually have in their kitchen, instead of an antique shop or museum.
3. You should be cradling said plate with both hands, instead of using one of them to take the photo (that's what your tongue is for!).
A+ for putting yourself through the traumatic experience of making and then eating that slimy monstrosity though!