They will come back for vengeance and shit all over your car.Hopefully it'll soothe your soul to know all the slimy bread I threw out for the birds this morning was mostly gone just now as we walked pass again. Some poor feathered fucker was game. So not a complete waste xxx
(Jack Monroe; Wildlife ambassador)
Tinned tomatoes and slimy raw eggs with a pinch of mixed herbs and softy soft cheap white bread. I can't wait.I predict she will come up with something based on shakshuka next
If you can’t find drain hair, cat hair will do just as well
I am about to move house and need to use up my tins and other bits and bobs. I don’t even know where to begin with the hideous options available. But if I do stumble across anything that matches up roughly with what I have, I’ll happily take one for the cabal.
What I have in the house:
Mouldy old under-the-sofa crumbs
Heinz Beans (rinsed)
Two frozen Mackerel fillets
Black olives - tinned
Oil is oil is oil OIL
Long blonde drain hair
Pretty sure this is all I need for headrush spaghetti, no?
I thought that was Tuesday last week? Or am I just confused?
I have POCH (Plenty of Cat Hair) should anyone need it, ping me an email.
mcm@susanpooh.hair4dayz.au
PS I'm going to make Shakshuka on the weekend, looks amazing
She already did! https://cookingonabootstrap.com/2019/03/30/shakshuka-recipe/I predict she will come up with something based on shakshuka next
and
I think I have found the secret of the hands
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I was not at all BUSY so I was digging through the archives. Jack time is bendier than the slimy streak in slow cooker bread. So it was 2 months ago today that we had stalker-gate. I was going to say teacher-gate but realised there were more than one incident we could call that.
So yeah, stalker gate where Jack revealed she had been groped by a primary school teacher at age 9 and stalked by him ever since, causing her to change her name and move house, take out credit cards and debt in order to pay him off, pull out of running in the election and...he lives just over the road. The tweets are still up.
Then two weeks later and it’s all pink sofas and ODAAT in east London.
I’m guessing they live round the corner from Orphan Black?
'scoop your hot sloppy spicy egg into it to serve'She already did! https://cookingonabootstrap.com/2019/03/30/shakshuka-recipe/
My favourite quote? “It’s not because I’m actually fancy, it’s because some of the most basic cooking skills are my Achilles heel, and I’m probably never going to get them right.”
I mean, you could learn some love. You’ve had a decade.
She breaks in the eggs and then boils for 2 minutes, then reduces heat to medium for another 5 with a lid on. And the egg yolks are runny? Don't think so.She already did! https://cookingonabootstrap.com/2019/03/30/shakshuka-recipe/
My favourite quote? “It’s not because I’m actually fancy, it’s because some of the most basic cooking skills are my Achilles heel, and I’m probably never going to get them right.”
I mean, you could learn some love. You’ve had a decade.
Distinct possibility or poor @HollaaaI’m guessing they live round the corner from Orphan Black?
She’s read here too much and has internalised ‘slop’literal food expert unable to poach eggs and using "sloppy" twice in a recipe
mmm... appetising
Maybe she's trying to reclaim the slur?She’s read here too much and has internalised ‘slop’
edit spelling fail
YOU'RE IN YOUR THIRTIES. I know Jack is the kind of person who uses "adult" as a verb, but come on, "teehee I'm so financially incompetent" has never been a good look.
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