Someone just posted evidence of her saying tinned spinach was very grassy. Who were these 6 people raving about this dish? Rabbits?
Someone just posted evidence of her saying tinned spinach was very grassy. Who were these 6 people raving about this dish? Rabbits?Talking of spinach, she's made some interesting concoctions with it in her time. Wonder what this is like, and what holds the tinned spinach together??
Hopefully it'll soothe your soul to know all the slimy bread I threw out for the birds this morning was mostly gone just now as we walked pass again. Some poor feathered fucker was game. So not a complete waste xxxhonestly, I'm torn between "ffs, stop wasting food making these absurd recipes, fraus" and "Louisa J Christ, these are fucking hilarious"
You’ll find a whole flock of gloves on your walk tomorrowHopefully it'll soothe your soul to know all the slimy bread I threw out for the birds this morning was mostly gone just now as we walked pass again. Some poor feathered fucker was game. So not a complete waste xxx
(Jack Monroe; Wildlife ambassador)
Handy to know if I ever get to the end of my tether with the harpy possum in the tree behind my house. I'll whip up some claggy Jack bread, might keep her quiet for a night.Hopefully it'll soothe your soul to know all the slimy bread I threw out for the birds this morning was mostly gone just now as we walked pass again. Some poor feathered fucker was game. So not a complete waste xxx
(Jack Monroe; Wildlife ambassador)
I get one from Morrison’s once a week. Generally fruit and veg and odd bakery stuff.I'm just chatting to a friend who's a bit skint at the moment and decided to take advantage of that 'too good to go' app where you can get cheap bags of near end-date food from various shops.
I asked him to let me know what he gets as I'm always looking for ways tohave more money to spend on shitesave money on food. Last text says 'magic bag was disappointing, crab sticks and custard anyone?' and I'm sorely tempted to point him in the direction of this thread, except I do quite enjoy his company and would like that to continue.
One was an activist and campaigner.Someone just posted evidence of her saying tinned spinach was very grassy. Who were these 6 people raving about this dish? Rabbits?
It's irrationally annoyed me that two cans are missing from the top of her hoard. She is an expert on Pythagoras Theory, you need three more cans to triangulate dear Jackie.I thought that Orphy B had made all the cans into Jack Monroe cans.....but.... Google tells me that's how the original cover was.The arrogance of mackie!
Just like when she pasted her name all over the food bank donation.
Early hours grunka here. I love peep show.Oh shit, I've been rewatching Peep Show, and this scene shows Jack's exact recipe making process:
(Also, this thread title reminds me of Super Hans "the secret ingredient is crime")
The photo of the dry dough has reminded me of one of my favourite childhood books! Holes, by Louis Sacher. For any fraus unfamiliar with the story, it's set in the desert...I am not brave enough to try anything slimy or swampy (much kudos to the Fraus who dare) so I tried these...
Peanut Butter and Jam Thumbprint Cookie Recipe
Jack Monroe creates some delicious peanut butter and jam cookies. A great recipe to get children involved with - get them to help make the thumb prints on the cookies and to fill them with jam.www.greatbritishchefs.com
I mean, how wrong can cookies get! Surely not too much of a challenge. Plus, I do like PB&J.
I used the same tablespoon for all the measuring (to maintain consistency).
Following the recipe was easy enough. First problem was the dough was far too dry (see mix in bowl). Like a pastry without the water being added. I added an extra tablespoon of peanut butter but still not sticking together. My egg yolk wasn’t massive - just average. I ended up adding a fairly generous splash of almond milk to get a workable dough.
The mix gave me 14 good sized cookies (not 12) but 4 tablespoons of jam was still far too much even with grownup thumbs (not the ickle smol pixie boy sized one mentioned in the recipe) so I had about 1/2 tablespoon left.
The second problem - They took 20 minutes to cook. (I checked after 10 mins, 14 mins, 18 mins and took them out at 20 even though they still looked too pale and were still a bit soft. They did not spread out.
They taste blander than I would like and the peanut flavour is only just there. They are also a bit dry (you need a big cuppa to enjoy with two of these). They have a pasty sort of texture that stick to the roof of your mouth.
Not the worst thing I have made, but not entering my repertoire of regular bakes at all. 5/10 at best. Must try harder.
Usual problems relating to Jack not testing them out a few times and tweaking. If I did do them again I would add extra peanut butter - lose at least one tablespoon of flour and make them thinner as they don’t flatten or spread at all. I suspect the “rainy day fun with tiny thumbed pixie boy” happened once. For the recipe/blog/brief.
Costing wise - didn’t have to buy anything as had all ingredients. Food is more expensive here so can’t do a fair pricing for the UK fraus anyway!
Jack time really is like no other. That whole nasty episode seems sooo long ago now. I guess when you change your identity as often as they do, time flies!I was not at all BUSY so I was digging through the archives. Jack time is bendier than the slimy streak in slow cooker bread. So it was 2 months ago today that we had stalker-gate. I was going to say teacher-gate but realised there were more than one incident we could call that.
So yeah, stalker gate where Jack revealed she had been groped by a primary school teacher at age 9 and stalked by him ever since, causing her to change her name and move house, take out credit cards and debt in order to pay him off, pull out of running in the election and...he lives just over the road. The tweets are still up.
Then two weeks later and it’s all pink sofas and ODAAT in east London.
Don't forget, she was in a fugue state when she tweeted all that...I was not at all BUSY so I was digging through the archives. Jack time is bendier than the slimy streak in slow cooker bread. So it was 2 months ago today that we had stalker-gate. I was going to say teacher-gate but realised there were more than one incident we could call that.
So yeah, stalker gate where Jack revealed she had been groped by a primary school teacher at age 9 and stalked by him ever since, causing her to change her name and move house, take out credit cards and debt in order to pay him off, pull out of running in the election and...he lives just over the road. The tweets are still up.
Then two weeks later and it’s all pink sofas and ODAAT in east London.
Tinned spinach is also very wet is it not? Another dish full of texture then.Someone just posted evidence of her saying tinned spinach was very grassy. Who were these 6 people raving about this dish? Rabbits?
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