Jack Monroe #187 Who does she think she is, flippin' Cher?

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Is she wearing... pleather leggings? Mother of god. The sumo-wrestler hair is also a sartorial affront. Doesn’t look ill in the slightest though. Funny, that.
 
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1,275 likes in 17 minutes. Yikes! As has been said before... summat fishy going on there.

Does Jack honestly think Instagram and Twitter exist on separate planets?

Twitter Jack: I must come off twitter for my MH.
iG Jack: upload as much shite as possible for likes.

There is now a picture wearing said shirt.

Lots of blue tick likes and comments.

Today can do one.View attachment 559424
 
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A granular of Jacks?

ETA: know it doesn't make sense but neither does Jack so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 
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I’m going to wager that she used the ‘Glance’ filter on her embroidery shirt snap. See below to support my theory:
Original Jack
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Glancing Jack:
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Sounds funny but Facetune, a load of bling rings, pleather leggings and setting up the tripod for selfies doesn't exactly scream very ill and in severe treatment to me
 
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At least each eye only has one pupil this time. 👀
Is Jack wearing some old engagement rings in the denim secret message shirt pic?
 
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That is the look of someone who has been mooching about in a bustling city for five weeks, in spring, after a lockdown, with no responsibilities and the Deliveroo app. “Treatment” my arse!!
 
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I just find it so tragic she's posting tit like this for validation when she is in her early 30s and has such a rich life in so many other ways (literally and figuratively). Still think she's a grifting bleep but I pity her in every other way now. Note, not sympathy, just find it pathetic.
 
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My word, @misshydrangea that filter is wizardry. No wonder she looks so terrible/sick in videos etc. And no wonder there are crippling insecurities in store for all the young uns today. Amazing stuff.
 
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What I want to know is why my word game won't accept "grunka" as a word.

There's something wrong there 😁
 
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Tbh I think most her likes now are Pity likes. She's so desperate for attention it's just easier to give it to her now. A few thumbs up keeps the chaos at bay.
 
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Was the picture she’s standing in front of triangulated to a particular aparthotel? It’s coincidentally relevant to all the tit she’s been breadcrumbing about so I’m wondering if she’s put the picture up herself?!! Might be overthinking this
 
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