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Can I please use this in the Patreon roundups
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Can I please use this in the Patreon roundups
I'm in a similar situation (being SICK and unable to do much other than lie in bed reading) and have recently been reliving some of my past thread highlights. Personal favourites include:Can any Fraü reccomend a particularly good thread from the past? I've treated myself to revisiting #1 - 10 and #31 (obviously) but need some Bank Holiday entertainment.
Mrs ST is glued to the Snooker as our friend is playing🔺️ I'm nodding in support but have no clue what's happening and desperately need a quiet distraction.
Thank(space)you.
How dare she say she’s bullied. My idea of bullying and hers are two very different things. I’ve said it many a time before - if she was being bullied online or trolled, I think she would take screen shots and post them for maximum sympathy. Every. Single. Time. She chooses to read here and misconstrue what people say and pass it off as bullying and that’s wrong.Jack’s replied to comments on there (IG) in the last 30 minutes.
Replies include mentions to bullies and doing commissions.
SM break is going brilliantly.
I know we aren’t allowed links but there is a lovely woman who embroiders T-shirts with a name linked to a brown hot drink.
I covet her products.
When jack says fridge rotation she means using that no 1 smeg instead of no2 smegBut if she practiced fridge date rotation she wouldn’t be able to make half of her recipes, ie dead salad bag pesto. The amount of times she mentions stuff on its last legs![]()
It's by a lovely local artisan producer (Waitrose). I'll only post as far as Australia, just need to stock up on sparkly mailers.That's a nice looking tin of tomatoes you got there, do you mind sending me the empty can once you're finished with it?
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Loooooooooooooooooool
She just edited her reply
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She's put it on her instagram stories too
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Oh and have an accidental unicornWow!
Their hands must be getting better if they’re able to do such detailed work.
Maybe that’s what the steroid injections are for, her RA.
Reckon it was the soft, soft light peeping though her pink velvet curtains (not a euphemism, all you filth mongersOmg this is such dead content, down to the specific bus route
Remember the creepy vampire guy who’d tweet her? Wonder which chaos turned him off her
Ah, yes. Blackjacks. Possibly the most racist sweet in the history of colonial confectionery.another sweets thread?! boring
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I treated myself to a reread of thread 31 earlier. I just wanted to remind myself of "sad little face". she'd given up printing it all out by then![]()
Jack of all Tirades would be more apt.I’d never read her Wikipedia before, this is a Bobby Dazzler...View attachment 554858
Jack of all trades?? Is she being serious?? If she’d left the “and master of none” at the end it would have been much more apt
I was one of the ones that said it but agree completely. Looking back it was clear as day but I believed her complaining about parentingOf course - those Patreon subs won’t grow on their own now, will they. I am only surprised she hasn’t rattled the tip jar too. Mind you, I would love to know who is fronting the £500 a week hotel bill. Even if the bungalow has been given up, surely, a poorly smol pixie would be better off staying in one of the many bedrooms her parents have. Or, if she does have to be London based, a close (scarfless) dear friend could put her up. If things are a bit delicate and tough, I cannot imagine for a single second, isolation in a hotel room is ideal.
By the way, I can’t remember who mentioned it now, but someone said the bungalow never looked like a kid lived there and you are right! Even the “fallen asleep with a blanket on me” pic, the room looked impersonal and not fitting for a boys bedroom. No character bedding, no visible toys or posters. Just the kid and his Harry Potter book in a double bed/guest room kind of set up. When you set aside monetising being a poor single parent, it’s all a bit heartbreaking, really.
Take 2 slices of bread out the bag. First you’ll need to open the bag. It’s the clear and opaque one on the side where we could keep the toaster if we had one. Open the bag by pulling the yellow tab and then untwisting the twist at the top! Don’t twist too far or it will unravel and then twist back the other way quicker than one of my moods”The best bit is this...
Jack, hilariously, had talked us through this bit step-by-step.
Personally - although perhaps at my own peril - I'm going to give readers the benefit of the doubt, and assume they are familiar with the process of sandwich assembly.
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Best thread title ever! Im fizzing like fermented bromelain.I am deeply honoured!
Been away 4 weeks, this weekend will be taking us into the fifth. Tbh looking back her house had no sign of a child in it, so this shouldn’t be as shocking to me as it has beenI’d like to say at this moment isn’t it lucky she isn’t an actual single parent. She’s been away for 2 weeks now?
I have several friends whose child’s ‘fathers’ have zero involvement. I’m glad child has a good alternative parent.
I’m assuming she is in some kind of rehab at the moment. I have a GP friend who works in the rough end of a major city and he regularly gets patients asking to be sent to rehab. Most people don’t realise it doesn’t exist unless you pay for it and it’s certainly beyond their reach.