Jack Monroe #186 The bromelain in canned pineapple is denatured

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

On this day one year ago Jack claimed to have printed all of the Tattle threads about them. View attachment 553605
A year on Tattle has deleted nothing and Jack has deleted everything.

100% of 1. Amazing maths there.

I won one case by the skin of my teeth because of all the deleting and exaggerations. Not ordering my court outfit quite yet.

 

[Orphan_Black]

Didn’t her printer break?

It's in a box 40 miles away, we cool, we cool

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Switchstreetz]

On this day one year ago Jack claimed to have printed all of the Tattle threads about them. View attachment 553605
A year on Tattle has deleted nothing and Jack has deleted everything.

How's that going for you, Fack?

Can we have a caterpillar cake party on the anniversary of thread 31? (I want none of those med veg tray cake bakes)

Yes absolutely I hope we can celebrate it somehow, currently (not!) hunting for some jack themed accessories for colin. sparklers, edible gold spray to cover it with, and a CD of ominous chainsaw noises to listen to in the background while I eat it, for full JM effect

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

I'll bake a vegan caterpillar cake but will only share it with those who have been in my vagina.

Blimey, if I shared mine with everyone who has been in my vagina, there'll be none left for me

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

She doesn’t eat sugar does she?

 

[Flash123]

I see she isn’t joining the social media boycott against online abuse.

 

[Pocahontas]

Gah, not Sweets Jack again! (By the way, does she only start her discourses on things named Jack? Jackfruit, black jacks ...)

If she’s back on sweets, this surely means her thread topics are on a rotation system. If we have to endure Tank Jack or Harvester Menu Jack for a second time, I wish you all the best.

 

[DorothyZbornak]

Seriously Jack, you’re trolling us now

 

[Emmapism]

 

[colouredlines]

WHO bleeping CARES?

 

[FlashBoof]

Meanwhile back in the real world...

Don’t you just love it when Twitter feeds gift you a smile.

 

[Harrybosch]

I'll bake a vegan caterpillar cake but will only share it with those who have been in my vagina.

I'll do anything for vegan cake.

 

[Flash123]

Gah, not Sweets Jack again! (By the way, does she only start her discourses on things named Jack? Jack fruit, black jacks ...)

If she’s back on sweets, this surely means her thread topics are on a rotation system. If we have to endure Tank Jack or Harvester Menu Jack for a second time, I wish you all the best.

Ahhhj.... harvester salad bar Jack..... we don’t have it in NI so I was baffled by that being ‘a thing’

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[kachoochoo]

christ, sweets jack is like something out of Roald Dahl.

you grew up in 1990s Essex, you utter buffoon!

 

[Veronicaaa]

I'll do anything for vegan cake.

Sheesh, any excuse, Harry!

 

[Lisbon]

Didn’t her printer break?

I hope she took it here ....

 

[Switchstreetz]

Honestly it's kind of rude of her to be so boring on a Friday night tbh, come on Jack it's a bank holiday weekend do a chaos!

I was rather enjoying the horrors of that reused to death veg tray, sweets jack is just dull. Bla blah a penny for sweets, jumpers as goalposts etc

 

[Silver Linings]

Beyond parody.