I’ll bring Colin! We need someone for Curly, Wiggles, Cecil, Morris, Clyde, Frieda and Curious. Plus Cuthbert if they’ve started reselling him by then.
Jack Monroe #186 The bromelain in canned pineapple is denatured
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June 24th folks. Put it in your diaries
I love all those names put together! I don't eat caterpillar cakes, but will be excited to be adjacent to the choccy bugs, we'll need something for the vegans? Whole bananas and a tin of pineapple slices?
And everyone's favourite ice lolly!
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A friend's son worked for him as a chef. He's apparently very good to his staff and also makes a big fuss of their families if they eat in one of his restaurants!
I'll bake a vegan caterpillar cake but will only share it with those who have been in my vagina.
Can you imagine how many ring binders she'd need for printing off 186 threads!I'd forgotten about the time when Jack demonstrated her forensic knowledge of tort.
TBH I've not liked him since the time he made that nice junior chef cry on telly.
It’s funny how something that seemed mildly unsettling a year ago now seems so ridiculous in its hyperbole and threat.
Probably the only one I'll ever get to make so I thought I'd revel in it.
Fear not, the Vegan Kind supermarket do a vegan one! He's called Archie.
ETA - Actually, inspecting the picture he doesn't look a patch on Colin. Sorry vegans.
no wonder she needs a patreon, printer ink is not cheap!
when was this?!
That looks like a Jack creation!!! Put it out of it's misery!Fear not, the Vegan Kind supermarket do a vegan one! He's called Archie.
Ugh, our old nemesis Corner Shop Jack. Remember when Starburst were Opal Fruits? Freddos used to be 10p! I'm sure Curly Wurlys were bigger etc.
I heard on vegan Insta that two commercially available caterpillar cakes are the on the way, lads! One's coming soon to The Vegan Kind supermarket, we'll have plenty of time to get one in before the big day.
ETA: pipped to the post by Studley. Yes he does look absolutely terrifying.
I heard on vegan Insta that two commercially available caterpillar cakes are the on the way, lads! One's coming soon to The Vegan Kind supermarket, we'll have plenty of time to get one in before the big day.
ETA: pipped to the post by Studley. Yes he does look absolutely terrifying.
Didn’t her printer break? 
You guys I’m scared. She’s got a 100% record at winning these things. I’m going to fashion myself a bunker out of Tesco med veg bake trays sealed with date syrup and sprinkled with yellowish-orange dust for extra disguise.
another sweets thread?! boring 
I treated myself to a reread of thread 31 earlier. I just wanted to remind myself of "sad little face". she'd given up printing it all out by then
I treated myself to a reread of thread 31 earlier. I just wanted to remind myself of "sad little face". she'd given up printing it all out by then
It was really upsetting to watch https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/entertainment/tv-radio/scottish-masterchef-cook-tom-kitchin-1077252
I understand @Veronicaaa - I almost lapsed into a coma screenshotting these, this content is so dryShe's wanging on about the price of sweeties now. CBA screenshotting
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