I haven’t been keeping up much because BUSY but I am so confused
ps hope the cabal is all well, sending love to those that have faced hard times recently
I haven’t been keeping up much because BUSY but I am so confused
"The last few weeks of hell" just makes me think that on four or five different occasions since these threads started, she's done a "I was having a breakdown, but now I'm better" (usually accompanied by a facetuned selfie). This could just be the latest installment. 🥱
Anyway, Jack facetunes the tit out of every selfie, but instead of getting better with practice, she's getting worse at it. Same with writing, same with cooking. She is a unique phenomenon, isn't she?
Someone put a pirate on her tattoo I beg. Eye, eye, captain!
Shitting Christ...where to start? I’ve seen an eye rather like the first picture metal shard in someone’s eye, and wondered if she’d taken up welding as well as ‘ballet’? Would there be a Slopdance moment coming soon?
Yes! Jack Monroe looks like a three-year-old has done a stick drawing of them.I detest that photo so the fact she's posted it twice now is quite upsetting to me. The way she's sat makes her look like she's got creepy arthropod legs and what in the name of the golden ratio is that composition? I'm not an expert in the 'rules of art' but if you apply them to this image, it fails to make sense in any way. Her head is so far to the top left it's almost cut off and the closest thing to adhering to the rule of thirds is her unruly undercarriage. The eyeball thing and backwards ageing is just the equine icing on the almond and black bean cake.
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Apologies for any offence to you, I tend to think JM doesn't smile, just bares her teeth (top and bottom set!)What IS that - are we back on teeth?
She enjoys all this attentionI detest that photo so the fact she's posted it twice now is quite upsetting to me. The way she's sat makes her look like she's got creepy arthropod legs and what in the name of the golden ratio is that composition? I'm not an expert in the 'rules of art' but if you apply them to this image, it fails to make sense in any way. Her head is so far to the top left it's almost cut off and the closest thing to adhering to the rule of thirds is her unruly undercarriage. The eyeball thing and backwards ageing is just the equine icing on the almond and black bean cake.
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Looks like it could do with a vacuumI'm sorry, but WTF? I've run out of words..
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Only her bowels... after the scotch bonnet-and-prune episodeShe is moving ?
I have a clutch of spindly legs taking over my face. Because my face actually moves when I laugh and all those wrinkles are a legacy of happy times. Believe me I think I have been unhappy more but happiness shows in my smile lines. I wouldn’t take them away.Does she smoke? Cos I am almost twice her age, and I’ve got sparrows compared to her albatrosses
Ffs Jack, stop it, stop it right NOW! I can't cope with anymore of your disgusting concoctions todayI'm sorry, but WTF? I've run out of words..
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