Jack Monroe #185 Serves zero

[TurnedUpInTipp]

This is everything that is wrong with these 'award' ceremonies - they are in fact a old mates club, just the same old cliques handing out meaningless prizes amongst themselves to those who tick the write boxes or are in need of a leg-up at the time, and all prearranged . What a nonsense.

It's an even narrower group when it's LGBTQ.

 

[Malkiavelli]

You either believe that Jack hasn't tweeted about having the vaccine, or she doesn't have the conditions she says she has.

Well we all know that this would be something that she would flog the life out of, complete with the 'worst side effects experienced by anyone ever' narrative that she would so gleefully try to monetise - ergo, it's clear. There is not a single doubt in my mind that she is bullshitting the life out of her "conditions".

 

[Saint_clemmie]

The bleeping gall of her! She's done duck all to help the situation! What a twit.

I would love to hear Diva explain their choice here.

 

[Cookiecookie]

Apart from her undereyes, she looks alright?

I don't think she looks that bad either (or I just mostly look like crap so my standards are low?) Just a bit tired perhaps, and not as heavily edited as her photos usually are.

She'll be even more of a pita now she's won. Something else for the Twitter bio

Influencer Of The Year and she's still demoted to "bloggers" here

love to see it!

She'll be on at the mods now to change it

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

Del Monte recipe in My Weekly!

Jack Monroe's Del Monte Spicy Pork Belly

Need some inspiration to wow your guests? This delicious recipe is a little bit different – and so tasty! Serves: 4-6 (Gluten-Free, Dairy-Free) Preparation time: 6-24 hr Cooking time: 12min, […]

www.myweekly.co.uk

Many many questions but one big one sticks out.

I have never ever cooked pork.

I have never ever eaten pork belly.

I have watched a millionity cooking programmes and I thought to make pork crackling you had to do a number of things rather than rub a gross marinade on the fat and turn the oven up.

Am I wrong?

 

[Shawads]

Was a bit impatient looking online for the diva award news.
I did find this beaut tho. Who knew allegra was such a hottie? Poshos always scrub up well tho don't they?

#couplegoals

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

Was a bit impatient looking online for the diva award news.
I did find this beaut tho. Who knew allegra was such a hottie? Poshos always scrub up well tho don't they?

#couplegoals

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Stella Duffy won an award this evening.

 

[Malkiavelli]

Del Monte recipe in My Weekly!

Jack Monroe's Del Monte Spicy Pork Belly

Need some inspiration to wow your guests? This delicious recipe is a little bit different – and so tasty! Serves: 4-6 (Gluten-Free, Dairy-Free) Preparation time: 6-24 hr Cooking time: 12min, […]

www.myweekly.co.uk

Badly burnt, dry pork with brown rice and *prune juice* - WTF?? If someone invited me to their house and offered me this, and even assuming that I was a ferocious meat eater, I think I'd silently get up and leave without so much as an explanation or a goodbye.

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

When do you add the juices? Has anybody checked this?

 

[DinosaurSenior]

I'm watching "Question Time", and was wondering if wee Jackie had ever appeared on it.

I'm thinking not. She'd be a bit out of her depth.

Has she ever been on "Loose Women"?

 

[Cascara]

Is one of her ‘top tips’ to ‘do washing up to make your dishes clean again’?

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

Is one of her ‘top tips’ to ‘do washing up to make your dishes clean again’? View attachment 552618

Is that...

a) neat washing up liquid in a new washing up liquid bottle?

b) diluted washing up liquid in a new washing up liquid bottle?

c) diluted washing up liquid in a pinched glass milk bottle?

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

When do you add the juices? Has anybody checked this?
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What just happened here?

 

[Brian Butterfield]

I'm watching "Question Time", and was wondering if wee Jackie had ever appeared on it.

I'm thinking not. She'd be a bit out of her depth.

Has she ever been on "Loose Women"?

I'm sure she's been on it.

Pretty sure that is where the glorious "MY GRANDAD'S DEAD" comment to Edwina Currie comes from??

FOUND IT! Apols, not question time. I have actually been working 20 hour days this week so forgive my error.

Jack Monroe #41 No one else gaslights or fights for 'likes' like Jack Monroe. Oops.

Does that sound even plausible? Not at all.

tattle.life

 

[HotesTilaire]

It will thicken as it cools - or will it

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

What just happened here?

I have no idea. The juice thing? Diva awards? The last four weeks?

So many things thicken as they cool.

Fizzics is Fun isn’t it Jack (actually it is chemistry but the saying doesn’t work as well.)

ETA minor chaos.... are attachments disappearing-nope.

 

[LennyBriscoe]

I'm sure she's been on it.

Pretty sure that is where the glorious "MY GRANDAD'S DEAD" comment to Edwina Currie comes from??

FOUND IT! Apols, not question time. I have actually been working 20 hour days this week so forgive my error.

Jack Monroe #41 No one else gaslights or fights for 'likes' like Jack Monroe. Oops.

Does that sound even plausible? Not at all.

tattle.life

Was it not QT she went on with vom in her hair after drinking too much?

 

[HotesTilaire]

Was it not QT she went on with vom in her hair after drinking too much?

Prawn vom from a sandwich? I spend too much time here.

 

[Lanie]

Is the diva awards an actual award or just like a booby prize for participating?

I never heard of them until you guys mentioned it.

 

[Purplepeopleeater]

Harumph. I have a night off work and can keep up in real time...........and...........it's all so Bjorking quiet shakes fist at the sky