Jack Monroe #184 Jack Monroe's Big Book of Boak

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Your bog standard hotel doesn't have a hob. Unless she brought a portable one/camping stove which would defo breal hotel rules. ApartHotel for sure.
Grubby frying pan but no wooden spoon. Sure.
 
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I see she's finally hopped onto the wild garlic thing, despite not knowing or caring whether she had some in her garden just a month or so ago.
ETA snapsies, @Fruitjack
 
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"Hello Reception how can I help you?"

"Good morning, for our records, do your fridges have caraffes in them? Are you cupbaords blue? What brand of Smeg fridge do you have? Do you sterilise your yakult? Would you provide Kimchi in an imaginary mini bar for someone in recovery?"

"I'm calling the police."
 
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But, that’s not wild garlic in that pan?

Is she frying salad, while listening to the Shrek soundtrack?

 
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She has a reverse Midas Touch when it comes to food. Instead of gold it's..well it's tit isn't it?
 
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