Jack Monroe #183 Someone's fewmmin'

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DinosaurSenior

An.....apart hotel you say!? Dear God please don't let her be in Edinburgh!!! We're shut til Monday!
 
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Debarkle

She was making her own kombucha in the summer (???) and many on this thread pointed out it would have alcohol. I think a few weeks later she posted that she was back to day one in terms of sobriety.
 
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HotesTilaire

Lads as you all know I went overdrawn back in January by purchasing butter. Sadly I’m still living in severe poverty but it’s got my creative side going so I’m selling this original signed photo to the highest bidder. I call it “Parsley, Manchester?”
PayPal link in bio!
 
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moosesauna

ChickenPorridge said:
I absolutely love that I have a face to put with @MancBee. Any other cabal members got a doppelganger? Also hard agree on that she's filled that fridge herself. Feckin' Yakult?
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Yup, any booze in minibars would be those cutesy dinky little bottles, and there'd be some overpriced choc in there too - plus a hefty price list tacked to the other size... (source: many years of gazing longingly at said treats when I was a kid on holiday)
 
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Sideboard Bob

When I see Marcus “Manc Bee“ Wareing in his full glory I just keep picturing the sk8ter boy undercut that could have been.

Jack has liked a post from Mel Donte on Twitter! Too bad it’s from “Del Monte Fresh”, the North American branch.
 
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ChickenPorridge

Everyone quote tweeting her big-upping the hotel involved which of course couldn't be named because 'stalkers'. Awful convenient that. Are we sure it's not her own Smeg. How do people not catch on to this shit
 
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DisgruntledGoat

Even if she was being put up somewhere ahead of treatment, it can’t be NHS because there’s no way they’d leave themselves liable to a minibar bill. Especially not those BCAA drinks which are about £2.50 per can even without the obscene mark-up.

It’s nice for her that she can afford private healthcare while people PayPal their winter fuel allowance to her because she’s lied that she’s poor.

My theory is that she was in day therapy/recovery in London at the Priory or some shit, paid for by LJC (and it didn’t work because she’s exactly the same awful person she ever was even off the back of a couple of snarky tweets), and now she’s further north getting something cosmetic. It’s cheaper up here. Maybe she’s getting the barely visible birthmark lasered off, or her gums trimmed back.
 
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kachoochoo

she's retweeted this for some reason. she kinda looks like Catherine Howard and Catherine Parr (if they're in order)

 
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FrumpyCat

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1) I think it's ok to travel now.
2) No one cares about the parsley
3) Of you did book under another name, which was totally unnecessary as face it...who's card for you use to hold the booking?
4) Being cautious about your lovationbecause of stalkers didn't seem to apply when you went to Edinburgh.

Eta, and how many meals for the povs would the price of a night in mini bar paradise pay for? A fucking lot, that's how many.
 
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Eurgh

Do we think she’s dismantled a Corby trouser press yet?
 
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Carmina-Piranha

Bloody hell, I fell asleep reading here about half eleven, and woke up wondering not just wtf is going on but to a mini chaos too. I feel like I'm in a parallel universe what with raspberry kombucha, Manchester and pairs of black pants in the post with art materials!
 
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