Jack Monroe #182 Extraneous brine

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Where are all these diehard squigs when she needs viewers for her lives? Definitely some serious socking going on
They never turn up for the live shows because Jack doesn't Tweet them out, because then squigs would ask questions like "why are you working with a dodgy corporation like Mel Donte?" and "why can't you afford butter if you're doing these live shows and collabs.

Jack, take the fuckin' hint from Marcus and the grown up chefs.

 
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Jack, if you're reading this (you are), the constant references to 'treatment' are scummy as fuck because you know full well what it implies.

Waiting for a squiggle or two to go full on 'oh god I hope you don't have anything terminal please let me send you my wages' publicly for her to finally have to back down, back-pedal, and stop cosplaying serious illness. In fact, did this not happen with someone she knows IRL when the allusions to serious treatment started and she had to be like 'oh not that bad actually'?

Anyway she's made an absolute cunt of herself in a public forum and I can't imagine anyone wanting to work with her on poverty-porn for a while now, or anyone wanting her to find out about their own work lest she adhere herself to it in that limpet-like way she does. Although I'm not entirely sure stuff like that doesn't have some advantage to its host, so I'll go with 'shit on a shoe' instead
 
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So far in the Squigiverse we have -

BLM Squiggle
Today’s hero Squiggle (needs a nickname I feel)
This is in addition to
ICO squiggle
Trifle defender
27k viggle
21k viggle
NotJack of Insta
Fedorabot/ M’ladybot
GoHenry Squiggle (thanks to @LavaFlake for reminding me!!!)
 
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So far in the Squigiverse we have -

BLM Squiggle
Today’s hero Squiggle (needs a nickname I feel)
This is in addition to
ICO squiggle
Trifle defender
27k viggle
21k viggle
NotJack of Insta
Fedorabot/ M’ladybot
Plus Go Henry squig!
 
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I think of today’s squig as Braveheart Squiggle
 
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Scenes from the shitty bungalow:
https://giphy.com/Wvo6vaUsQa3Di
I thought she was at the secret ( not so much) location getting some sort of ouchy mouth treatments.
Joking aside I hope it's working and she can get back to filling us in again with everything her squigs are dying to know how she's helping the food poverty cause with the the new ( and improved) cheeky duo
Also this child is definately not them their outfit is coordinated.
 
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one smol problem with that, she doesn’t tweet everything she does
 
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What else is new?
 
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Should I do the next thread? If so I'll need a few mins for a recap. Jack has been so boring lately I can't remember what she did.
 
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