Jack Monroe #182 Extraneous brine

[Mr Krabs]

Where are all these diehard squigs when she needs viewers for her lives? Definitely some serious socking going on

They never turn up for the live shows because Jack doesn't Tweet them out, because then squigs would ask questions like "why are you working with a dodgy corporation like Mel Donte?" and "why can't you afford butter if you're doing these live shows and collabs.

Jack, take the fuckin' hint from Marcus and the grown up chefs.

 

[DorothyZbornak]

Man, I went the other way with the red/blue choices. We should have consulted behind the scenes.

Perhaps next time we can softly, gently stitch something together, together

 

[bowiethesdmn]

Jack, if you're reading this (you are), the constant references to 'treatment' are scummy as duck because you know full well what it implies.

Waiting for a squiggle or two to go full on 'oh god I hope you don't have anything terminal please let me send you my wages' publicly for her to finally have to back down, back-pedal, and stop cosplaying serious illness. In fact, did this not happen with someone she knows IRL when the allusions to serious treatment started and she had to be like 'oh not that bad actually'?

Anyway she's made an absolute bleep of herself in a public forum and I can't imagine anyone wanting to work with her on poverty-porn for a while now, or anyone wanting her to find out about their own work lest she adhere herself to it in that limpet-like way she does. Although I'm not entirely sure stuff like that doesn't have some advantage to its host, so I'll go with 'tit on a shoe' instead

 

[Lanie]

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.st...-tom-kerridge-budget-cooking-b931063.html?amp hey guys you probably already know this but look?!

Does they know, will they be a guest?! Will they dance again? So many questions.

 

[HotesTilaire]

So far in the Squigiverse we have -

BLM Squiggle
Today’s hero Squiggle (needs a nickname I feel)
This is in addition to
ICO squiggle
Trifle defender
27k viggle
21k viggle
NotJack of Insta
Fedorabot/ M’ladybot
GoHenry Squiggle (thanks to @LavaFlake for reminding me!!!)

 

[FrumpyCat]

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Jack is getting ready rattled; why would the be?

And if Jack is a Christian using Christ as a profanity is a no no. Besides we all know it's Louisa on a bike.

 

[LavaFlake]

So far in the Squigiverse we have -

BLM Squiggle
Today’s hero Squiggle (needs a nickname I feel)
This is in addition to
ICO squiggle
Trifle defender
27k viggle
21k viggle
NotJack of Insta
Fedorabot/ M’ladybot

Plus Go Henry squig!

 

[Veronicaaa]

@ing Marcus Rashford, pleading him to doff his hat to Jack Monroe, couldn't be me!

 

[PoorPatrol]

So far in the Squigiverse we have -

BLM Squiggle
Today’s hero Squiggle (needs a nickname I feel)
This is in addition to
ICO squiggle
Trifle defender
27k viggle
21k viggle
NotJack of Insta
Fedorabot/ M’ladybot
GoHenry Squiggle (thanks to @LavaFlake for reminding me!!!)

I think of today’s squig as Braveheart Squiggle

 

[Oxford_Girl]

The truth will out

 

[Powershower]

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every day is opposites day with jack. Tweets things she doesn’t do (hello Tile) doesn’t twee the things she does allegedly according to her do.

The truth will out

CAn we have “someone’s fewwmin” for the next thread title

 

[DorothyZbornak]

The truth will out

Loving this squig’s energy. Perhaps we should name them Acerbic Squig, Jack? #morethanjustonions

 

[Powershower]

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/marcus-rashford-tom-kerridge-budget-cooking-b931063.html?amp hey guys you probably already know this but look?!

Does they know, will they be a guest?! Will they dance again? So many questions.

Scenes from the crappy bungalow:

 

[Lanie]

Scenes from the crappy bungalow:

I thought she was at the secret ( not so much) location getting some sort of ouchy mouth treatments.
Joking aside I hope it's working and she can get back to filling us in again with everything her squigs are dying to know how she's helping the food poverty cause with the the new ( and improved) cheeky duo
Also this child is definately not them their outfit is coordinated.

 

[Powershower]

I thought she was at the secret ( not so much) location getting some sort of ouchy mouth treatments.
Joking aside I hope it's working and she can get back to filling us in again with everything her squigs are dying to know how she's helping the food poverty cause with the the new ( and improved) cheeky duo

one smol problem with that, she doesn’t tweet everything she does

 

[Harrybosch]

Anyway she's made an absolute bleep of herself in a public forum and I can't imagine anyone wanting to work with her on poverty-porn for a while now, or anyone wanting her to find out about their own work lest she adhere herself to it in that limpet-like way she does. Although I'm not entirely sure stuff like that doesn't have some advantage to its host, so I'll go with 'tit on a shoe' instead

What else is new?

 

[bowiethesdmn]

What else is new?

Fair point, it really does go without saying by now

 

[Readingismyhobby]

Imagine filming Question Time in Parliament and there's Jack boinging around like a Super Mario brother in the background?

Dressed like Super Mario as well

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

Should I do the next thread? If so I'll need a few mins for a recap. Jack has been so boring lately I can't remember what she did.

 

[CabalofBolorneaise]

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Loving this squig’s energy. Perhaps we should name them Acerbic Squig, Jack? #morethanjustonions

Loving the current minor Squiggle uprisings occurring with surprising frequency