Jack Monroe #182 Extraneous brine

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Imagine sitting down to dinner in mixed vegan/omni company. I get a big slab of pork belly full of fat and protein, you get a lump of jackfruit with some spices and some weird garlic jelly thing. It may look superficially similar (if you're Jack), but you've got a piece of fruit as the main component of your dinner. That is just fucked up.

(I used to work with a fruitarian though. He would be happy with this, I guess? But he was a very odd man indeed.)
 
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PoorPatrol

I just read that as ‘Satan has gone mad on Tik Tok’ - it must be my weird little pixie brain.

Jackfruit curry can be great, but it’s the curry that’s doing the heavy lifting in the recipe. I’d be adding crunchy peppers and other stuff to give it interest. I don’t see how the mushrooms and jackfruit are doing anything together in the Protected Patty™️, apart from becoming tasteless slime.
 
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traumatised sideboard

How would she know if anyone emailed her? She either can't access them or doesn't read the bloody things! I choose to believe that Caroline and her hands are back to take care of her emails and this hasn't been entirely fabricated for the purposes of embiggening her importance and relevance to reap adoration from her audience of sycophantic squigs.

I know it's not true but I want to believe
 
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heretoreaditall2019

She could knock the charred bits off that pork and softly fold them into it the dregs of oil from a jar of artichoke to create a reinvigorating body scrub.

Look after the pennies and the 3 week getaways really do come rolling in
 
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Clovis

Oh, I love the thread title. One might even say that it sums up her life's work (if one were in a belligerent fugue state).

Send doggos.
 
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ChickenPorridge

I see we're simultaneously reading/not reading emails again. Why must everything she posts reek so significantly of bullshit? Marvellous
 
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Eurgh

PoorPatrol said:
Hi I’m Troy McClure Jack, you may remember me from such Tweets as ‘kickyball’ and ‘Boris is a liar’. Here’s my hot take on something I know fuck all about!
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She didn’t even call him a liar! She said in that interview he was disingenuous and then pinned a tweet saying she’d called him a liar with a video clip proving she didn’t and said they’d swiftly wrapped up as she was so shocking! I think she actually believes the stuff she says.
 
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Sideboard Bob

And then tagged the wrong Boris
 
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colouredlines

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Then you're doing a pretty terrible job as a commentator/activist, Jack. There are plenty of topics that make me angry. If someone asks me about them, I don't just respond with, "Fuck you, you fucking fuckhead" and walk away.

If you're unable to articulate things, could it be time to look for a new job?

(Obviously, the tweet is a lie. But still.)
 
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