Allegra also knows how to cook and loves doing it, it makes sense to have everything she needs to hand.I’m sure Allegra had a cleaner though. She’s very rich and trained in a kitchen so knows about cleanliness.
Those teeth are scary!
That is not an eclectic collection it is a pile of junk. It doesn't look cosy or curated, carefully considered, or homely. I can't help thinking how on God's green earth could you keep that place clean.
Maybe it was the horse specialty?Grease makes excellent glue.
Too bloody late, I've seen it.Can someone spoiler this before @MancBee sees that catastrophic corner of hellfetch the smelling salts!
Yes and it would be a sashay away moment.For the Drag Race fans among us, I’m getting big “category is - Allegra’s kitchen couture” energy from those pictures.
But what's to say her alternate outfits would be any betterWe know Jack reads here (Hi Jack!) and as hilarious as it would be for her to go clown school cool to whatever function she's baiting about, I just can't let the squiggs do it to you, Jack. Don't set yourself up for more piss taking because all those outfits will look terrible.
Same person who is feeding Cooper and that poor rabbit.I hope someone's watering all those plants Jack splurged out on IMMEDIATELY BEFORE she went gallivanting.
I know Jack constantly astounds us by always going one worse, but, I dunno if she can get worse with an alternative outfit. A potato sack would look better!But what's to say her alternate outfits would be any better
Looks like a junk shop! Old man steptoe would be right at home
ftfy too short ftfyall her outfits look terrible.
I can't understand why Jack has not been nominated for such a prestigious award? She has given us crisp sandwiches for bad days, mayo collabs, and the infamous upside down pineapple chicken with a vegan version (sort of). Why have the judging board not seen this wild maverick redefining what edible means?! Absolute injustice.
Can't lie, I think Matt is yummy. The cabal is my safe space now, I can admit it!!!
She tries too hard, she can sometimes look lovely, but she's goes waaaay OTT with her looks nowadays.ftfy too short ftfy
This is so true and it's just another aspect of Jack cosplaying poverty tbh. We already know that she thinks poor people are smelly ("the stench of poverty", describing suppurating wounds and all that) - but all it really shows is that she has absolutely no idea how the working poor live.having loads of money and space helps. People with less money are often tidier for this reason, I find).
My satsuma peel always come out like a cock and balls (or elephant with ears and trunk), but I do put them in the binI rolled my eyes the same way I rolled them when someone at my old work kept leaving satsuma peels ON the bin in penis shapes.
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