Reminds me of those 1990 horror films with the inevitable visit to the Voodoo queen.
Jack Monroe #182 Extraneous brine
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Can someone spoiler this before @MancBee sees that catastrophic corner of hell 
fetch the smelling salts!
fetch the smelling salts!
Stop quoting my typo, you bastards.
Earlier version of the fireplace:
Earlier version of the fireplace:
Ok maybe I was wrong the other day. Looking at that makes it quite conceivable she had 250 bags of rubbish.
I do like how I never have to even go onto the Bloggers forum to read the latest #Jackshacks because the thread is almost permanently at the top of the forum due to the new posts.
Well done Jack, stick that on your CV!
Well done Jack, stick that on your CV!
Tbh I know everyone hates location discourse but I fully anticipate the landlady to come on here once she’s gone. The place will be absolutely rancid, the garage will have 50+ foam tiles saturated with rabbit urine for starters and lord knows about the bathrooms if she’s giving herself projectile diarrhoea regularly. But agree, I don’t want to speculate but there’s something dark about that situation IMO. Very sad.
Re: her happy place, she just didn’t want to admit she was on holiday tbh. She timed her vacay as everything was opening up - that way she could hold residency at the Groucho and eat all the squid ink she fancied. And most importantly pop on all the location based apps to meet a new
forever Mrs J to fund her.
Are these ... Charlie Chaplin's boots?
She is Mr Trebus!!
Looks like a junk shop! Old man steptoe would be right at home
How are these piles of books still standing? Esp with a 5 year old in the house?
Good to see that each section of her location always includes pictures of herself and cookery books. Lest we forget who she’s supposed to be.
Jack babe, Hoarders is not an inspirational interior design show.
Loving the T2 tea boxes on display. No own brand for our Jack, got to get £10 boxes of tea that have been shipped all the way from Australia.
Those knives look so rusty they wouldn't even cut through the butter that Jack can't afford.
To the vast, vast majority of people this would be the 'before' photo. To Monroe, however...
Lest *she* forgets who she's suppose to be!
Tbh I know everyone hates location discourse but I fully anticipate the landlady to come on here once she’s gone. The place will be absolutely rancid, the garage will have 50+ foam tiles saturated with rabbit urine for starters and lord knows about the bathrooms if she’s giving herself projectile diarrhoea regularly. But agree, I don’t want to speculate but there’s something dark about that situation IMO. Very sad.
Re: her happy place, she just didn’t want to admit she was on holiday tbh. She timed her vacay as everything was opening up - that way she could hold residency at the Groucho and eat all the squid ink she fancied. And most importantly pop on all the location based apps to meet a new
Thorpe Bay in May 2021 might closely resemble Chernobyl when the sarcophagus was rolled in.
When people have a kitchen like Allegra they spend 20 years accruing items and adding. Jack goes out shopping and buys it all in one go trying to get the same effect, doesn’t work.
& going full Pearl clutching m*msnet but why would you have hanging lanyards like this with a child in the home? Blind cords can be deadly, even though these likely have safety releases not worth the risk at all
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