Why didn't she sell that orange spoon in her yard sale? She ties herself in these knots with stupid lies which makes it even funnier.
Jack Monroe #182 Extraneous brine
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Oh nooooo! Make it stop Marmalade, I am begging you.
Oh I didn’t know she went to Tanzania, she never mentions it.
Marmalade what are you doing to us here
*guesthouses*
Not house.
Not house.
Make it stop! It’s one of those hoarder houses where you have to go round and clean it in a hazmat suit.
Yeah, stick those utensils in your grotty boots. That's just what people want to think about when they're eating. Feet.
Reminds me of We Want Plates, who are often publishing monstrosities like this. Food served in shoes.
(I fear I might give Jack ideas and await the inevitable slop surprise served in a Nike airmax.)
Have i missed something - has SHE LEFT again?
Grease makes excellent glue.
What pigs? WHERE? I know I said last night I needed to clean my glasses (done) but have I now gone blind?
Some people can get the shabby chic look and make it look good. She is unable to pull it off it just looks like a jumble sale of rubbish.
For the Drag Race fans among us, I’m getting big “category is - Allegra’s kitchen couture” energy from those pictures.
I rolled my eyes the same way I rolled them when someone at my old work kept leaving satsuma peels ON the bin in penis shapes.
On a Grunk, I actually gasped when I saw what she did to that kitchen, Jack really does have the midas touch of slop and dank.
Even Jame Gumb kept the floors above the basement tidy
Even Jame Gumb kept the floors above the basement tidy
The absolute state of that bungalow. Not THEN, but NOW.
If I walked into a house heaving with junk like that I'd immediately about turn and skidaddle!
And to think she proudly shows it all off on social media.
If I walked into a house heaving with junk like that I'd immediately about turn and skidaddle!
And to think she proudly shows it all off on social media.
I stupidly went roaming in a forest, waterfalls, and general mud in white trainers that didn't end up mucky as that, what does she even do?!
I’m sure Allegra had a cleaner though. She’s very rich and trained in a kitchen so knows about cleanliness.
I hope someone's watering all those plants Jack splurged out on IMMEDIATELY BEFORE she went gallivanting.
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