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Jack Monroe #178 I am a human being and I make mistakes
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Big mistake . HUGE just like the Burberry jacket. X
oh LJC, we did Kevin breaking up people’s marriages and getting people up the duff at least three years ago
Grunkaing but this is one of the things that I find most frustrating about her. What has she achieved? First recipe book aside ( which was ok IMO).
Even her output for JackMonroesComicKitchen was more prolific. And that show didn't violate the privacy of a single fish finger. #keepingredientsprotected
Serious Illness =raging slopitis
Current treatment =intensive cooking lessons after the
Exhausting =,having to work for more than 20 minutes at a time ,do 'important educational work ' and still faff around on Twitter for 20 hours a day .
Lumps =wayward slop or filler ..
CT Scan =Cooker and Toaster scan, at least one of each .
Sorted ....Just the facts m'lud .
Current treatment =intensive cooking lessons after the
Exhausting =,having to work for more than 20 minutes at a time ,do 'important educational work ' and still faff around on Twitter for 20 hours a day .
Lumps =wayward slop or filler ..
CT Scan =Cooker and Toaster scan, at least one of each .
Sorted ....Just the facts m'lud .
To use Jack ~ parlance ~ I am SHOOKETH that she had the audacity to threaten @essexgirl101 with legal action. You clearly rattled her. What an absolutely pathetic individual. Gonna sue someone for telling the truth? I'd like to see you try it, I really would, you complete moron.
All this does is fan the flames and make me wonder even more what else she is hiding and clearly terrified of people finding out. We're all on the right track and she knows it.
That old adage about the truth setting you free could not be more relevant for her. What a lonely, miserable life you have created for yourself, Jack.
All this does is fan the flames and make me wonder even more what else she is hiding and clearly terrified of people finding out. We're all on the right track and she knows it.
That old adage about the truth setting you free could not be more relevant for her. What a lonely, miserable life you have created for yourself, Jack.
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That’s on our grand designs bingo card. Wife mysteriously pregnant after Kevin’s visit.
Can she be reported for threatening behaviour?
Well...that was quite a catch up I guess I can’t really add anything new as you’ve all articulated my thoughts on the chaos so perfectly. Her behaviour, as usual, has been disgusting. I would say I hope she’s ashamed of herself but we all know that’s not a thing with Jack
Also, callous as it sounds I don’t really care what her mystery illness is that she’s so desperately hinting at for attention. It’s like the narc who cried wolf.
I guess I can’t really add anything new as you’ve all articulated my thoughts on the chaos so perfectly. Her behaviour, as usual, has been disgusting. I would say I hope she’s ashamed of herself but we all know that’s not a thing with Jack Also, callous as it sounds I don’t really care what her mystery illness is that she’s so desperately hinting at for attention. It’s like the narc who cried wolf.
The same thing she's been trying to hide ever since her first media appearances as England's favourite pov pixie - her family's wealth.
in my head, she finished dkl, more or less immediately crowbarred the shed window out, threatened camp kitchen (filming tomorrow!), did the lingreenie without chicken that week and it was never mentioned again
but it seems it was actually a full month in between the crowbarring of the window and the lingreenie
she has truly broken my brain
but it seems it was actually a full month in between the crowbarring of the window and the lingreenie
she has truly broken my brain
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But it's so obvious. It's there in black and white for anyone to see.
How she has got away with this lie for so long is some kind of witchery.
other things
Giant windows shipped from Germany
Over budget three months in
Sack project manager so wife has to do it
Husband overextends his ideas
Living in a caravan best part of a year
Prefab house
Cantilever (somewhere)
bare concrete floors
There’s a bit at the back not done yet
I love that program
Giant windows shipped from Germany
Over budget three months in
Sack project manager so wife has to do it
Husband overextends his ideas
Living in a caravan best part of a year
Prefab house
Cantilever (somewhere)
bare concrete floors
There’s a bit at the back not done yet
I love that program
Lazy journalism, blue tick saviours, and the invisible but impermeable cloak of every mental and physical health ailment under the soft wool sun. Oh, and Katie Hopkins.
Serious Illness =raging slopitis
Current treatment =intensive cooking lessons after the
Exhausting =,having to work for more than 20 minutes at a time ,do 'important educational work ' and still faff around on Twitter for 20 hours a day .
Lumps =wayward slop or filler ..
CT Scan =Cooker and Toaster scan, at least one of each .
Sorted ....Just the facts m'lud .
if anyone is interested in words there is a film on Amazon about the production of the OED with Mel Gibson and, takes breath, Steve Coogan called The Professor and The Madman.
Had a thought about loving squiggle.
Jack makes changes all the time.
In her face.
In her lifestory.
Where she does her cookery.
How crappy bungalow is arranged.
She _literally_ is a manifestation of change.
It’s always worth a reminder that there is no way Jack can go to court as they will need to talk about EVERYTHING. And then EVERYTHING can end up in the newspapers.
Wouldn’t that be fun.
Obviously they would mostly be talking about our outfits but I’m sure they could spare a few column inches for the Kickstarter, the bullying, the deleting, the casual lying....
Wouldn’t that be fun.
Obviously they would mostly be talking about our outfits but I’m sure they could spare a few column inches for the Kickstarter, the bullying, the deleting, the casual lying....
Doubt it. It would be a tit for tat scenario.
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