Jack Monroe #178 I am a human being and I make mistakes

[Suffolkmum]

Can we have another poll on the next thread?

Curious to see how many new bullying ninnies have found us this week.

the photos of JM's slop would not look out of place on the Slimming Hurled Twitter feed!

ETA link https://mobile.twitter.com/slimminghurled?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^author

Bloody hell, just looked at it, Jacks getting her ideas from there.

 

[Veronicaaa]

How long were they together?

I think about a year and a half to two years? They split October 2015, they must have got together early 2014? I *think*!

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

There is truly a Luann for every occasion. Jack generally has massive Dorinda energy - her my niche outbursts are Dorinda’s “Thank you Jovani!!!”

Bethenny taking down Jack would be a sight I would love to see.

GO TO BED!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Legionnairess]

I actually noticed yesterday when walking Nala that she kicks back after poops and wees if she’s on grass! Had never paid attention to it before it doesn’t really serve much purpose though as she’s so small

My dog does the kicky grass/leaves thing but its not to cover the poo just to spread her scent a bit around I think.

 

[Stampolina1]

Spoiler: Off topic

I don't know who Morrisey is

I'm vaguely aware of the name but wouldn't know him if I fell over him!

 

[Lanie]

Owen hasn't even replied to that interaction...I'm cringing so hard. Why is she like this
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He washing his new hair? Maybe?

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I feel really sorry for this bloke. I really do.

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I feel really sorry for this bloke. I really do.

 

[Captainmouse]

The point is with teaching, we all had experience so we can all say something relevant when she starts on one. The teachers/TAs/SL/SENCOs etc. can give more nuance obviously.

With law, the most contact I imagine most of us has had is with wills/conveyancing or family law and with the first two, it isn’t that traumatic in the grand scheme of things. When she has threatened lawyers in the past you can feel the bristles here, and the same with Essexgirl. She knows she has the upper hand because she won before and most of us won’t be seasoned barristers or solicitors who know it is all hot air. It is horrid feeling threatened like this.

Can she be reported for threatening behaviour?

 

[PoorPatrol]

How hot was the Priest though. Antonio?

I bet I Google him now and he looks like a tanned ballsack.....

The hot priest was alright, but he was no Cole Deschanel

 

[Bombastic]

Talking about Slimming Hurled, this really could be one of Jack's recipes

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Something about word chunder makes me hoot everytime. Is it what happened to Jack's undercarriage the other day?

 

[Vroo]

LJChrist on a bike. We found Nessie!
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Or possibly a buttered snake
ETA

 

[Captainmouse]

Poor thing. Met its end in the surgery car park. Fly high with the angles little one.

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Obviously on the way to get help

 

[Clarends]

Haha, she is so Rory. Rory came from a wealthy family yet always complained about being broke, wore designer labels all the time, planned a move to New York despite being too broke to buy underwear. Also the whole inflated sense of her own talent thing (I won’t go on about all the ways in which Rory is a terrible journalist but she’s terrible).

Shes a bit Lorelai as well who in spite of being povs got money from rich parents to pay for Rory's private school and Yale But I like Lorelai - she cant cook and doesnt ever pretend she can.

 

[Mr Krabs]

I've actually tried one of Jack's recipes¹ once, namely Chickpea and Peach Curry. It wasn't vile, but the texture was quite odd and didn't really work, and it does just look like slop.

I've had that too. It was weird.

Oh shit! If she's moved out of the bungalow then what on earth has happened to the fish!?

Probably just left behind. Or maybe she finally walked down to the beach, chucked them in the water and let them swim freely.

 

[Captainmouse]

Whyyyy does no one see these things and respond pointing out how hurtful that could be to SB and how damn bloody nasty she sounds?! I am SHOOKETH.

Maybe the jackolytes wear the SM equivalent of beer goggles?

 

[bladiesla]

She's Rory Gilmore - entitled, thinks shes a journalist. Pov backstory and always bailed out.

Rory Gilmore was the worst!

 

[Miss Chanandler Bong]

Spoiler: Paella talk

This should probably go in food and drink but I don’t want to but (butt?) in there when paellas are here. When I was young I went to Spain and had a paella in a proper Spanish restaurant but instead of rice it was like chopped up noodles. Is that a thing? I’m never sure if I misremember the past, if I just went to weird places or if it is real!

I'm on a grunk so apologies if this has been answered, but that was fideua and its bloody amazing.

 

[Grizzlybear]

Wait - how does she pronounce cabal?!

Thankful I didn’t have nightmares about that meal last night, but have woken up with no appetite

 

[Suffolkmum]

Ewww imagine a Jack baby food recipe book?
After all her other work is finished of course.

I was just thinking of the baby food she’d produce. It wouldn’t need much blending.

 

[LittleBitAlexis]

I think they've all been watching Neighbours, there's a male couple who have used a turkey baster to get a lesbian pregnant. They're planning a co-parent situation, with the mum being more of a fun aunt than actual mother, whilst the couple are the main caregivers/parents.

Jack thinks she's Nicolette?! Naaaaaaaah.

But Nicolette is a horrid, lying, manipulative, grifter who can't be trusted any further than you could throw her... sound familiar?

Switch the double denim for endless leather mini skirts and ankle boots, and Bob's your lesbian surrogate!

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

Noooo lets Not go deeper....it will be like layers of an ONION chop chop

Ooh you have a discobot

I nominate arsebot as #thread title

Me too.

@traumatised sideboard that is awesome