She's face tuned herself into a Light Welter Weight Lonsdale Belt winner.
Jack Monroe #173 I take one day off and now she’s Polish?!
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“A masculine man” has just ended me for some reason
Aspaaaraguzz in a Nisa?
I’m in a bad place...so I am putting a photo of myself in my PJs on Twitter for likes.
She won’t ever learn.
She won’t ever learn.
Leave poor Tom Cox alone. He genuinely loves his cats and doesn't go on mini breaks to have a clean kitchen (speculation m'lord) for social media.
Those jammies look awful but I'm guessing it's perspective from the face tune rather than the garments
Those jammies look awful but I'm guessing it's perspective from the face tune rather than the garments
Audible electricity...completed it...hang on, who asked? The fridge or the phone charger?
The 'bad health/don't want to talk about it' comment is in reply to a tweet from two days ago.
Wait, so she’s not taking a break or having fun? Why does she need to be so negative all the time, even to well meaning fans who genuinely seem to care about her well-being. Someone innocently saying it looks like she’s having a nice time in an air bnb with her new pjs or whatever and because she is literally obsessed with Twitter she assumes they’re talking about that and gets snappy. Then throws in that she’s gravely ill just to try and make them feel bad for...being nice? head.
I thought it was Will Greenwood the rugby player
Wait wait wait wait. I hear the fridge. And floorboard creaks. And other small noises. Am I neurodivergent too?!
Doesn’t want to talk about it though.
Boiling mushrooms is not science!
Same but I’m not actually going to pick at that threadWait wait wait wait. I hear the fridge. And floorboard creaks. And other small noises. Am I neurodivergent too?!
Most mushrooms aren’t that robust. They break down pretty quickly. If you boil and then fry how do you not end up with.... hang on. It’s slop isn’t it.
I hear the tv on in another room...and people chatting as they pass my house...AND the people I live with! So relieved I finally can self diagnose, thanks Dr Monroe what an inspo she is.Wait wait wait wait. I hear the fridge. And floorboard creaks. And other small noises. Am I neurodivergent too?!
Oh joy, here comes Neurodivergent Jack, my supreme nemesis. I mean obviously I can't answer this as I'm not neurotypical but I'm pretty sure everyone hears the fridge and the central heating, no? As if she can hear a bleeding thing over her six radios all simultaneously playing different stations or the television showing programmes that are at minimum ten years old, don't give me this 'lol lightbulbs r loud' nonsense that you just picked up off fakingautism4morons.com.
Love from someone with diagnosed hyperacusis
I'll send you some notes if you like babes, make it more believable.
ETA the beautiful woman modelling the pyjamas on the M&S site will have been professionally shopped and she's still been less edited than Jack.
Love from someone with diagnosed hyperacusis
I'll send you some notes if you like babes, make it more believable.ETA the beautiful woman modelling the pyjamas on the M&S site will have been professionally shopped and she's still been less edited than Jack.
is this her way of telling us that she no longer has hands?
Oh duck off. I am not neurodiverse and I can hear things that are quiet. Not everything has to be a symptom or a quirky personality trait.
2021... the year when hearing your fridge buzz gave you online clout
2021... the year when hearing your fridge buzz gave you online clout
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