Jack Monroe #173 I take one day off and now she’s Polish?!

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traumatised sideboard

Do my eyes deceive me? Did she actually write 'thank you' properly?! Praise beans!

Now that we've established Slopbot can fit in my coat and thanks to the technological advances allowing 60x magnification, we can now see the size of violin that I play for Jack when she starts sadfishing.

 
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Tomato223

Aquamarina said:
A bit off topic (sorry Poca), but I was just doing today’s Guardian quick crossword and this clue came up. It did make me chuckle as I typed the answer in.View attachment 511660
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I logged in for the first time in ages to say this and you beat me to it! I do finally have something in common with Jack though...Crossword? Completed it mate (thanks cabal I never would have done it without you!)
 
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Whaa?

I like 'Praise beans', it reminds me of the Handmaids Tale. Or am I slow with my Hot Take?
 
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Aquamarina

Tomato223 said:
I logged in for the first time in ages to say this and you beat me to it! I do finally have something in common with Jack though...Crossword? Completed it mate (thanks cabal I never would have done it without you!)
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Sorry mate!
 
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Sideboard Bob

If any of her media type/recovery group “friends” end up here, hi, her tweet using addicts as an insult, (less than two months ago), is still up on her Twitter.

 
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Flash123

How’s his next single coming along? An Easter special would be nice!
 
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pumpkincandle

"Darren" is another very dodgy social media loudmouth who screamed his way into opportunities - no wonder they're friends. Used to make videos about 'men's rights' that conveniently disappeared as soon as he was on tv.

If Jack wanted a support group with people in the public eye, talking about a sensitive subject, why wouldn't she organise it via DM? Presumably all these media types have Whatsapp groups? Unless it's just to show off to the proles...
 
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Flash123

colouredlines said:
21 likes on the peach drizzle cake on Del Monte's Insta. 2 comments:

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One time I made a lemon drizzle cake I I had these really big strangely juicy lemons. When I made the lemon and sugar syrup it was far more than expected and I ‘bunged’ it over the cake anyway. It was one of the nicest cakes I have made, was so lemony and moist and cakey and delicious. I would need a gallon of tea to wash down that peach one.
Also she just wasted the peach juices- surely she should be making them more syrup and letting it soak into the cake so it wouldn’t be so dry?
 
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Tabitha D

This new exclusive group of hers is going to go down like a lead balloon among the blue tickers isn’t it. “I’ll sit this one out” indeed - that’s blue ticker speak for “you must be fucking joking, mate, I’d rather pull my own teeth out”.
p.s. why have we now got rabbit bums instead of hats?
 
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Sideboard Bob

I’ve just added “blog post about flannels” and “visit Poland”! Feel very proud to get to contribute a tiny bit to an iconic list
 
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