Jack Monroe #172 Grift, glaugh, glove
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Are we going to hear Jack’s opinions on everything in the bathroom? Rugs? Bidets?
Honestly, reading that, just made me wanna shout at her that shes not all that greek. Or 'norn' irish ffs. You're from southend. You beg.
And raw chicken juice being flung around is fine isn’t it Jack with your manky kitchen habits? I need to go to bed shes pissing me off today.
hang about, is this person saying that it's some kind of rite of passage for hairdressers to complete no-poo? what? is this some kind of hairdresser hazing?
Using Jack's logic should we not brush our teeth because we haven't evolved to have a wee man in our mouths to do it naturally?
I could point out many holes in this type of thinking but I SHAN'T because it's going to be a gorgeous day I'm MC town and I'm feeling good for the first time in over a week.
PS the smell of dirty hair turns my stomach.
I could point out many holes in this type of thinking but I SHAN'T because it's going to be a gorgeous day I'm MC town and I'm feeling good for the first time in over a week.
PS the smell of dirty hair turns my stomach.
I have to feature this classic and beautifully eloquent quote from Jack.
Not washing your hair does make it stink. It smells when it gets to that really greasy stage. Water alone doesnt clean that. I refuse to believe it.
Yes, absolutely.
I honestly have not laughed harder at tattle than tonight with those inspirational quotes. Bravo, Cabal
I present to you... Potatoes #3
"Darling could you pass me my monkey flannel"
"Oh here you are darling but why do you call it so?"
"Because darling when I put hot water on it and touch it to my face it makes me go ooh, ooh, ooh."
"Darling...bit gauche."
I'm no expert but isn't hot water terrible for your facial skin, the dehydration! That's why they say not to wash your face in the shower because the water for your body is too hot for the face!
Contrary to what my hastily purchased in a greetings card shop mug says, I'm not officially the World's Greatest Mum, but even I know you shouldn't really be having your kid come over and sniff you for freshness.
Pass me the Winston oh no no no.gif again please.
Pass me the Winston oh no no no.gif again please.
The inspo quotes are life. I've found them very addictive to make and I love seeing everyone elses. Jack has spewed so much word vomit over the years that there is a lot to choose from.
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I had dreadlocks for 13 years ( very unPC I know, it was before I realised it was appropriation) anyway I rarely washed my hair but I would use cocoa butter on it and it never smelled bad. If I didn't put anything on it it frigging stank, and that's the truth.
Eh? I will say again eh?
No washing your hair with water is not washing it, it's wetting else we would wash our hair everytime it rained you Wally.
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It could be used for a lot of Jack's hobbies too!!!
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