Qi may have come up with a recipe which is mackie proof, courtesy of mrs Beaton.
a toast sandwich
a toast sandwich
Jack Monroe #172 Grift, glaugh, glove
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they are all bone fide quotes from her sloppinessShe seems to think that reusing unwashed flannels is the norm, and washing flannels after using them is some extra-hygienic step that she's super quirky for doing?
Well, she does use dirty leggings to dry her unshampooed hair...
Doesn't she realise people wouldn't care about how she washed her hair if she didn't tell them. I wash mine Evey other day with natural shampoo and conditioner from boots it's actually vegan and all the rest and for special occasions I use one that's a bit fancy and natural from her second home( Scotland)
I was told along time ago to stay way from silicone based shampoos as I have naturally greasy hair so I did and moved to natural ones. My hair is always commented on because it's full of life and shiny. I personally couldnt just use just water but I also cannot shower without shaving either so perhaps I'm weird.
I was told along time ago to stay way from silicone based shampoos as I have naturally greasy hair so I did and moved to natural ones. My hair is always commented on because it's full of life and shiny. I personally couldnt just use just water but I also cannot shower without shaving either so perhaps I'm weird.
You’re too good at this!
I can't hear the name Winston without thinking of this and actually drivel is quite apt for Jack.
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I have the eye wets now. Perhaps I should prepare a Gwyneth style speech.
Why did my mum never tell me this?!
Mind you, she trained in the days when people only washed their hair once a week.
No one could have predicted haircare and bathroom hygiene Jack, this is one peculiar dice roll. By which I mean she's just mooching room to room looking at tit: ooh plants, ooh shampoo.
I'm not hugely bothered by people not washing their hair, what I do object to is the grotty mental image dead scalp skin has birthed just before bedtime. I may never eat or sleep again.
ETA your skin is not going to thank you for regularly using a boiling hot flannel on it, mate, you think you need facetune now, just wait.
I'm not hugely bothered by people not washing their hair, what I do object to is the grotty mental image dead scalp skin has birthed just before bedtime. I may never eat or sleep again.
ETA your skin is not going to thank you for regularly using a boiling hot flannel on it, mate, you think you need facetune now, just wait.
My final offering... Potatoes #4 (and a half GCSEs)
I'll accept the hair oils don't smell much, but I do think smells (like from cooking or smoking - which nobody does anymore) will stick to the oils and therefore make your hair smell.
In lockdown I managed to go from washing my hair everyday (very oily scalp) to two/three times a week with a natural shampoo bar (I rinse it the other days) and OMG, why the hell am I boring you with this?? This is so boring, sorry.
In lockdown I managed to go from washing my hair everyday (very oily scalp) to two/three times a week with a natural shampoo bar (I rinse it the other days) and OMG, why the hell am I boring you with this?? This is so boring, sorry.
Absolutely hooting at the motivational images. I was working on the Slopbot gallery earlier and somehow (I didn't even know this was possible) turned part of the image into a brush. Obviously my immediate thought was 'Jack must become brush'.
Most people. Change their body cleaning stuff on the regular don't they?
I am always changing handtowels, flannels etc. Bathmats etc washed 2+ times a week. Bathroom big cleaned every other day and toliet every day( the joys of boys)
Is she implying that people are normally grubby and she is extremely clean by changing her flannel everyday. As mentioned before isnt it normal?
I have just noticed are threads turn boring when she pipes up recently as we start talking about shite.
Do you think she trying really hard to bore us to death?! She's succeeding!
I am always changing handtowels, flannels etc. Bathmats etc washed 2+ times a week. Bathroom big cleaned every other day and toliet every day( the joys of boys)
Is she implying that people are normally grubby and she is extremely clean by changing her flannel everyday. As mentioned before isnt it normal?
I have just noticed are threads turn boring when she pipes up recently as we start talking about shite.
Do you think she trying really hard to bore us to death?! She's succeeding!
I think it's safe to say that she's not happy that we've had such a fun evening.
I have stolen her own pics just to make a couple of last memes (for now)
I have stolen her own pics just to make a couple of last memes (for now)
Sending you so much love Dear Hearts. I'm having a bit of a down period but thankyouspace for your art today. Made my mf day!
But! Flannels didn’t evolve to be chucked straight in the wash
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