Jack Monroe #172 Grift, glaugh, glove

[Fruitjack]

God people were talking about no shampoo on a message board I was on more than 15 years ago. She’s going to discover black out curtains and tips for making your quill pens last longer at this rate

 

[Readingismyhobby]

Great title for the new thread.
Wish I could make one of those “inspirational thingies “. Thanks for them you mean cables

 

[ChickenPorridge]

She's saying her mentions are full of people going mad about her not using shampoo I can't find even one

 

[Shawads]

I do feel slightly bad for laughing so much at these because I say some spectacularly dumb things and can imagine this being done to me.

But then I think about how funny I'd find it because I'm not a narcissistic meringue puff.

I would die laughing. My kids are just at that age where they are super sharp and picking me up on the stupid throwaway comments that parents make, I'm sometimes cry-laughing at their observations. Kids are a great mirror in which to see yourself magnified

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Get over yaself Jack mate. I did the no shampoo thing back in 1990, and lots of my curly friends were embracing it again in about 2015....

 

[Mogmog]

She's saying her mentions are full of people going mad about her not using shampoo I can't find even one

I was coming here to say that too. It's bizarre

 

[Shawads]

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My new favourite. I'm hoarse. Feel like I'm choking on tumble dryer lint

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

Spoiler: And our response would be:

Get it up you!

 

[Saint_clemmie]

Wasn’t she making her own shampoo recently?

 

[ChickenPorridge]

I was coming here to say that too. It's bizarre

She's obviously talking about here. Hi Jack . Nobody here gives two craps wether you use shampoo or not either now give us some slop

 

[Shawads]

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Roaring. Hooting. Clawing the floor. Ripping cans open with my bare hands

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

She's obviously talking about here. Hi Jack . Nobody here gives two craps wether you use shampoo or not either now give us some slop

Don't be giving her ideas for shampoo recipes

 

[Shawads]

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Oh bloody Nora

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[bladiesla]

At work we often make memes making fun (not bullying!) of others and ourselves. Well at least the older ones, the under-25s might think we're very 2008, but that's the circle of life, innit. Or maybe I am just lonely working from home (I made this one today when I realised I was just asking for attention in the team chat)

 

[kachoochoo]

hot off the press

 

[Orphan_Black]

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So has gardening Jack become hairdresser Jack now?

 

[Pocahontas]

Ok .. last one from me. It’s been emotional but I spose we’d better wind it up soon-ish

 

[CabalofBolorneaise]

She's saying her mentions are full of people going mad about her not using shampoo I can't find even one

She doesn’t realise other people can see her mentions, does she? For a self proclaimed TwitterExpert who lives her entire life on the bloody site, she’s not that knowledgable about it.

 

[Malkiavelli]

 

[bladiesla]

Didn't someone have something about JM being CG method expert in her predictions recently?