I want to save all these inspo posts and have them printed on to a canvas, or pillows. Maybe make a quilt? I'd be divorced quick as you like but damnit, I'd be so happy.
Jack Monroe #172 Grift, glaugh, glove
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Daaaaamn I had completely forgotten about "5am beach walking child of nature" Jack, that was definitely one of the more ephemeral incarnations, wasn't it?
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I do feel slightly bad for laughing so much at these because I say some spectacularly dumb things and can imagine this being done to me.
But then I think about how funny I'd find it because I'm not a narcissistic meringue puff.
Some people have never had bars of soap left on their doorsteps, and it shows.
I don't think anyone cares luv x
I wonder if Gardener Jack will get this one.
I know it's more of an Allegra quote but I had to do one. Took the background pic myself too so I suppose that makes me a PHOTOGRAPHER.
I wish she had written quim instead of whim but otherwise, stellar work jack
I suspect this is more a lexicon issue but if you just dump water on something it's rinsing, no?
Or wetting, if you're being less generous. I feel like washing implies detergent or similar, otherwise she'd be extolling the virtues of washed beans.
I don't know how to tell a rinsed bean from a washed bean and it's suddenly very important to me.
The no-poo method has been around for a long time why's Jack acting like it's shocking, yawn
I’ve been chuckling away at all your stellar efforts, so of course I had to create one myself. I’m also totally loving the new thread title.
I think this might be my favourite so far, it's made my chest and tummy hurt
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