All blended raw to a smooth sauce
All blended raw to a smooth sauceGood morning to this post from January 2019. I’m doom scrolling because I’m trapped on the sofa with baby on me.
If she thought it was chaotic him being off school for two days pre-Covid then my goodness she had no idea what was about to hit her!
Which was it Jack? Was it just a ‘tactical vom’ or was he a ‘sick patient’ that needed carried around?
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This reminds me of a recent experience during homeschool for my youngest.My daughter says someone has gone through the books in their 'reading nook' at school with the white out, getting rid of any bad words
Didn't THAT MAN have a semi-famous pasta sauce for kids with lots of hidden vegetables? (not blended raw though). She will always find a way to make things shit.All blended raw to a smooth sauce
Yea, how disheartening to see her latest effort come in and thinking "bloody hell, we have proof-read, edit, find a nice cover for it, print the bastard and then fucking market it - all for maybe selling 3000 copies..."If the best case scenario is 3k sales during a period cookbook sales are at an all time high you’d just call the whole thing off wouldn’t you. Do blank pages for the victims that bought it to fill in with some recipes for solids, give her the next x books advances just to fuck off.
Surely entice changes the meaning totally?This reminds me of a recent experience during homeschool for my youngest.
he used the word seduce in the correct context but the teacher decided to change it to entice as seduce wasn’t appropriate for school / his age (he’s 9 year 5 )
LJCs missing scarf....Just had a sudden horrible thought - what has she done with the hair from her undercut?
It was about Greek Mythology- Aphrodite to be exact - it is a CofE school if that makes a differenceSurely entice changes the meaning totally?
Was that the ice skater one or the incest one?
Reminds me of the episode of Frasier where he dates a kooky artist and it gets to full moon and she howls at moon then cuts off all her hair and stuffs cushions with it. Hope this doesn’t give anyone any ideas..Just had a sudden horrible thought - what has she done with the hair from her undercut?
Weren't all her books incest related?
We devoured them as kids. When she died someone else carried on writing them in her name. Wtf?
That sounds like that mans 7 veg pasta sauce recipeGood morning to this post from January 2019. I’m doom scrolling because I’m trapped on the sofa with baby on me.
If she thought it was chaotic him being off school for two days pre-Covid then my goodness she had no idea what was about to hit her!
Which was it Jack? Was it just a ‘tactical vom’ or was he a ‘sick patient’ that needed carried around?
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Jesus, that day sounds effing exhausting. She was completely manic. Would love to know how many things she actually did from that list of mayhem.Good morning to this post from January 2019. I’m doom scrolling because I’m trapped on the sofa with baby on me.
If she thought it was chaotic him being off school for two days pre-Covid then my goodness she had no idea what was about to hit her!
Which was it Jack? Was it just a ‘tactical vom’ or was he a ‘sick patient’ that needed carried around?
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[exactly, the gauche stories of finding love after poverty, Jackie Collins inspired ]
Sorry I saw this first time and drafted a comment - I wouldn’t think so, but I’m not 100% sure if it can vary by contract. Major triangulation but a friend / ex house mate was in a similar situation where her project didn’t even out earn its costs, so she “owes” tens of thousands. She will never have to pay them back, but it shuts the door on any one else wanting to put money behind her so she has to self publish / do a lot on social media instead.If she gets poor sales does she have to return the advance?
I don’t think anybody is proofreading or editing it.Yea, how disheartening to see her latest effort come in and thinking "bloody hell, we have proof-read, edit, find a nice cover for it, print the bastard and then fucking market it - all for maybe selling 3000 copies..."
That writer who took over was tragically but floridly imprisoned in Virginia's attic, mastering her white-trash-Gothic style, and biding her time until the house burned down in the fires of its own redemption, or maybe by a vengeful but smoulderingly sexy patriarch, killing Virginia, and releasing her successor, whose prose was always lurid, even in the sunlight.
We need a publishing frau in here! Surely if the prior release is at 3k units this’ll be forecast for similar, so what supermarket or big bookseller will want it? Would they even print up 3k units? Surely a run that small is very expensive cos of the set up fees?! Also would they even bother with a photo shoot for something taking sub £20k? So many questions I’m editing them inYea, how disheartening to see her latest effort come in and thinking "bloody hell, we have proof-read, edit, find a nice cover for it, print the bastard and then fucking market it - all for maybe selling 3000 copies..."
Ducking hell, how many emojis?! It's like the stuff my elderly aunties put in Facebook, with pics of their Live Laugh Love decor. How is this woman only in her early 30s.Good morning to this post from January 2019. I’m doom scrolling because I’m trapped on the sofa with baby on me.
If she thought it was chaotic him being off school for two days pre-Covid then my goodness she had no idea what was about to hit her!
Which was it Jack? Was it just a ‘tactical vom’ or was he a ‘sick patient’ that needed carried around?
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My exact thoughts - its like a text from my mumYeah, WTF is going on with that post? It's like the messages your mum sends right after she learns how to do emojis.
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