Jack Monroe #170 Outrageous grifting dirtbag

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Blurp

Jack doesn't need to add paraquat to her food to poison people though, just add her home-cooked chicken.
 
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colouredlines

A good challenge to raise money for charity: eat Jack Monroe recipes every meal for a week*

* I was gonna say a month, but it took Morgan Spurlock 14 months to get his health back after Supersize Me, and this would be far worse.
 
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Pocahontas

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colouredlines said:
A good challenge to raise money for charity: eat Jack Monroe recipes every meal for a week*

* I was gonna say a month, but it took Morgan Spurlock 14 months to get his health back after Supersize Me, and this would be far worse.
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You’d be done for manslaughter.
 
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HotesTilaire

I’ve threatened it before, when I get more time later in the year I’m going to do the calorie & cost breakdown of her recipes. It will be like a virtual sloppisize me but I SHAN’T be eating it.
 
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Cookiecookie

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Imagine if someone served you this at a dinner party? I would simply have to get my partner to ring me with a fake emergency.

Dry looking squid ink pasta/noodles, chewy lemon, tinned sardines and tomato puree? Nah x
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Whhhhyyyy??? It just looks so, so bad. I'm sure her friends will all gobble it straight out the pan, whilst hooting with joy, and demanding seconds
 
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YenE

LavaFlake said:
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Imagine if someone served you this at a dinner party? I would simply have to get my partner to ring me with a fake emergency.

Dry looking squid ink pasta/noodles, chewy lemon, tinned sardines and tomato puree? Nah x
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What the ...... nah. It’s just a bit wrong. Something just looks off with that but I do envy that she can have people round for dinner though
 
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Anonymous One

Yet another flock of blue birds taken down in their prime. Why is this not front page news? There hasn’t even been a Guardian column

 
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Mr Krabs

colouredlines said:
A good challenge to raise money for charity: eat Jack Monroe recipes every meal for a week*

* I was gonna say a month, but it took Morgan Spurlock 14 months to get his health back after Supersize Me, and this would be far worse.
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Morgan Spurlock did a show called 30 Days where people would go through different challenges for a month. Slop challenge would be an interesting one. TBH, it'd probably just turn into 30 Days on the Loo.
 
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appleskin

Anyone watching This Is our house? the one Jack slagged off before realising one of her "mates" was linked to it

One of the women said she was 40% vegan and the others rolled their eyes - I maybe laughed too much at that

ETA - actually called This is My House - oops lol
 
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Marmalade Atkins

I was just reflecting on Jack's final This Morning appearance before she lost her slot because of slightly uncooked pasta













 
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threeSMEGfridges

How can anyone who cooks SO MUCH LIKE AN ACTUAL PROFESSIONAL be so fooking crack-handed in the kitchen?!

like I’m the clumsiest chef I know BUT I manage better. And cook better food hahaha
 
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Walkdengirl

They remove the ink sac when it's dead, Hugh fernley Whittingstall caught and gutted one in the bath. Normal folk buy it in sachets
 
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