Jack Monroe #170 Outrageous grifting dirtbag

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I also discovered I was allergic after drinking a kiwi margarita in Lisbon...I have one pic from that entire weekend and it's a panicked selfie of my big swollen red face! Shame because kiwis are delicious.

feel like i'm always OT on these threads at the mo. Jack is so booorrring.
 
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...In the before times we used to go on holiday...
This had me hooting. It conjured up an image of Philomena Cunk. Can you imagine her interviewing Jack or reviewing one of her ‘cook’ books?

To be fair she’s clearly seen Jack chopping an onion already...
 
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Looks like it was uploaded 3months ago.
I'm not sure who the chap in the video is but judging from his other uploads he'd probably have an issue with her latest Tory wank-tank collaboration.

But she does really, really like brown doesn't she?
 
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This had me hooting. It conjured up an image of Philomena Cunk. Can you imagine her interviewing Jack or reviewing one of her ‘cook’ books?

To be fair she’s clearly seen Jack chopping an onion already...
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Love a bit of Cunk!

Pot Noodles were bought for my fellas on site as a gift from a lovely, and well meaning, client. I can see the logic: you just need a kettle and a spoon, a quick ready meal, right?
Wrong! One of the chaps took a big swig and burned his lips and tongue, the others said they took about half an hour to cool down, I had another one with a burnt finger, and one of the roofers complained that it ‘made the whole kitchen smell like arse. Nice thought though’

I’ve never partaken myself. I’m more of a doorstop cheese and pickle butty Herr...or a flask of Mrs. B’s legendary spicy veg soup (not a peach in sight)
 
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Massive red flag was a picture uploaded yesterday amongst the A&E chat.
Anyone with dysphoria who chooses to bind would very definitely not be posting a photo of their chest to social media, Calvin Klein sports bra or not.
 
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calling all John Wyndham fans- my much loved Chrysalids book . Price 20p!
 
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I used to love this show! might have a watch tonight to reminisce about simplier times lol
 
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That ubiquitous denim shirt Jack wears, I think of it as a Canadian wedding shirt. I'm a Canadian by birth so I can poke fun
 
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Count me into the john wyndham fan club! (yes i don't have a lot on today...)View attachment 497346
Ot: I have all these, brilliant writer. love the newer cover art on the penguin reprints. Think the chrysalids was serialised on r4 a while back. I tried rewatching the triffids as an adult but it was a difficult watch, time hadn't been friendly to the programme but I might try again for fun, think it was on YouTube.
 
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The timeline actually makes it all a bit stranger: her Mrs Gloss posts, and her makeup hoarding, came after that Guardian article, her very brief time on testosterone, etc. The HuffPo piece where she claimed to be growing facial hair is right around the time the Mrs Gloss posts started.

I don't pretend to be an expert in this field, and there are certainly frauen and herren here who know far more, but even from my outside POV, it seems pretty fucked-up. She amps up the gender stuff when she thinks there's money and/or publicity available, and that's it.

I also laugh a bit at the fact that every time she posts a pic of herself in a dress/skirt/heels she says something like, "Here's a rare sight!" Is it really? Her Facetune adventures always have very conventionally feminine results, too: bigger eyes, longer lashes, fuller lips, a narrower jawline etc.

The real problem comes when people see her as a representative, or - as happened in January - hire her to speak as an expert on gender issues. As with cooking, poverty, autism, and so many other things, she knows nothing, and she's spreading that nothing around and people take it as gospel.
 
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Jack is always cosplaying, so gender is just another role for her. It doesn't even matter what she might really think she is, the point is that she is Not Like All The Other Girls.
 
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I see 'not jack' has got out their Sophie conran Portmeirion dipping bowl to go with their Linda M dinner
 
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I see 'not jack' has got out their Sophie conran Portmeirion dipping bowl to go with their Linda M dinner
Is that Sophie Conran?! Looks like one of those little dishes you get Charlie Bigham pies in (Jack has several of these also).
 
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Spotted a poor deceased blue bird in the car park.

Fly high with the angels little bird.
 
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Is that Sophie Conran?! Looks like one of those little dishes you get Charlie Bigham pies in (Jack has several of these also).
But they were all presents, found in puddles or dug out of the bin behind Waitrose, Jack would never buy a Charlie Bigham pie herself.
 
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Is that Sophie Conran?! Looks like one of those little dishes you get Charlie Bigham pies in (Jack has several of these also).
Yes, good call actually! I had to Google that though as I've never looked at that particular ready meal shelf as they cost SIX BLOODY QUID.
 
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