Jack Monroe #169 Please don’t argue about turnips

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HotesTilaire

@traumatised sideboard do you think @MancBee could be in a Pet Slop Bot’s video? Then he will have done a double that others could only dream of...

ETA I once saw Neil Tennant at a gig, am I in the Pet Shop Boys now? Funny enough he was with....David Walliams!
 
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viggle

I was on a backing track of an S Club 7 song when I was 10, so I’m clearly a professional singer too.
 
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traumatised sideboard

@SweetTransvestite for triangulation purposes I'm not saying I was attending the same event but in theory, had I been in attendance, I would now add BBC Look East as a workplace to my CV.

Curses, I definitely missed a trick by not putting our dear Mancunian heart in 'Onion Police' with the line about his soup-based assassination attempt.
 
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Blurp

Scottish Baking . Note that the front cover quote is from Mom. Sue Lawrence is from Dundee so talks about butteries but has had some tuition in the art of rowies.

 
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Sideboard Bob

I was once in the audience of Top Of The Pops... I display my Grammy awards in the bathroom.
 
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kachoochoo

I used to type up theatre lists and once observed a session, so I'm a fully qualified surgeon
 
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StringyMango

That is wonderful news
 
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Blurp

MaineCoonMama said:
Jack's so annoying with her tattoo talk. I love those 19th century tattooed women, btw! So elegant.
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Winston Churchill's mother, Lady Randolph Churchill, had a snake tattooed on her forearm. Very fashionable in late Victorian times - Edward VII and George V had tattoos too.
 
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viggle

I also did adult ballet until lockdown so throw professional dancer on the list too. 🩰

Who knew it was so easy to get all these things on your CV?!
 
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ChickenPorridge

I'm low key wowed at some of these revelations, I was an S Club superfan back in their hey day. I'd love to go for a grapefruit juice and a bombay bad boy with all of you, the stories are genuinely good craic Jack on the other hand....I overuse 'cringe' too much in these threads and feel like I need a new word but oh my god.
 
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Hollaaa

It's like a special Monroe cringe, shortened to...
oh never mind after all.
 
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BashmentLady

bowiethesdmn said:
She absolutely is.

I'd like to inform everyone I wore a decommissioned nurse practitioner uniform for a few hours at work the other week due to an incident with a gallon of emulsion, and as a result will be offering Zoom appointments immediately.
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Can you do my COVID vaccine please? thankyou
 
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MancBee

It is my turn to make diner for the people in the four flats on our side of the building today. I am making Moussaka main, with a chocolate orange trifle for pudding (sod off Jack with your manky packet crap). I am so pleased it was my turn on this day of reflection. I plate up the food and leave it on each doorstep, they then all come to the doors to collect it.

Has Jack done anything community spirited like that? No, thought not. (I am not sure the neighbours would want her food to be honest)

As I am cooking for other people, can I call myself a chef?
 
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MaineCoonMama

So many wonderfully talented humans here.
My stomach once growled the guitar intro to the Motley Crue song 'Kickstart My Heart'.

Touring soon with that dude who farts the alphabet.

PS This is true except for Capt Fart.
 
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