At home we tend to respond with a "Ah, sounds like you invented it"? or something similar ('Well you'd know, because you invented it!) when the other gets cocky or very 'splainy' about a topic. Perhaps I can expand on the repertoire by adding "didn't you found the hashtag for that?" (In real life we are very nice though, I promise, JM just puts me in judgemental asshole mode
)People using that word deverve to be stung by bees.
This is a bit bitchy but I’ll put it out there anyway. For someone who claims to have dabbled in professional photography and says she’s been taking photos for 10-15 years (at least) her everyday photos are absolutely tit. Obviously there are different types of photography and, perhaps, nature photography/landscapes aren’t her forte but you’d expect to have seen some sort of improvement, some concept of lighting, some editing etc. Most people improve rapidly when taking up new hobbies (let alone pretending it’s part of their job) but she just doesn’t improve.
Bet Nigella’s latest is a few more than that
Jack’s shacks indeed!
thread title nomination. omg @Veronicaaa - good sleuthing!
Barely any sleuthing required, which is a shame as I love a good sleuth, but can't really take the credit for this one!
Whoa. Then again, Jack didn't exactly plug her own book very well, it got buried in all the chaoses. And didn't Jack show on occasion that when having bad days she didn't really cook...
It's so cringy isn't it? Crossed my mind that there's going to be a claim to be Scottish Jack as one of the Doric (NE Scotland) words for bumblebee is Foggy bummer. Which is fantastic but only if you speak Doric. I'm English by birth, living in Scotland but I wouldn't use the word. I like it and I understand it but l don't have the accent to give it justice! There's a cafe in Banff called Foggy Bummer. Let's go....when lockdown ends
Me!!
You are VERY suspicious
I think it’s nothing sinister, Jack is always famously behind the times and plants were a big trend 2019/2020. Plus it’s spring so all the new brightly coloured stuff is emerging in her crappy rented meadow and it’s a chance to get some Twitter attention.
so I can do as I jolly well like.Grace has fewer followers but has a best selling book. Jacks engagement is dreadful (but then so are the books to be honest).Happy birthday eve to @Orphan_Black !
I'm spending the day cleaning and painting an internal door yellow. It looks terrible but I'm determined not to admit this and I don't RENT
It amazes me that Jack has 338k followers, about 100k of those are quite new. Ruby has 118k, Grace 274k. And with this, I declare myself a literal Twitter expert.
I was thinking today's subject could be mothers' maiden names, with a round up of PINs tomorrow.
I think she missed the boat. The year after the KH trial would have been the time to push a media career as people will have known who she was was. Instead I have to explain to Prince Lumpy constantly who she is (the changing hair doesn’t help).
Have to agree, if I’ve not got anything for work I’ll get one out of the cupboard , it’s necessity rather that an immense taste experience .
It's all optics with Jack. She may have a high number of followers but they're not engaged fans.
She doesn't have the first clue how to promote herself positively.
