Cannot believe there’s a partridge mastermind, he is my specialist subject. Or at least he was until jack came along and usurped him. Wonder if I can watch on catch-up and show off to myself?
Jack Monroe #169 Please don’t argue about turnips
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duck off with all the lashings of jolly, Jack. It's not an Enid Blyton novel nor a 1940s cartoon film about two dogs. Next thing we know, she will be sooking spaghetti out of coopsie's floofy moufy.
*Disclaimer: I hate sickly sweet cute talk. I'm a spade is a spade kind of gal*
*Disclaimer: I hate sickly sweet cute talk. I'm a spade is a spade kind of gal*
bleeping hell, come the next full moon, we'll have a barefoot Jack, love beads and daisies, singing the Dawning of Aquarius!!!
She can jolly well duck off!
She can jolly well duck off!
Babe, same
sooking spaghetti out of coopsie’s floofy mouthy
I AM DEAD
I AM DEAD
Heavy breathing in this case....
Well she obviously has miraculously green special smol pixie fingers, if she is harvesting every week from one plant
she never feeds, protects from birds or insects or frost, I doubt she waters
OT but just updating my cv and adding 'knowledge of google trends data' - thanks @heretoreaditall2019! I've actually learnt several things from the cabal I could add, although 'the normal adult mouth has 32 teeth' doesn't seem to apply 
Oh thank(space)you for the credit, dear heart.
OT but just updating my cv and adding 'knowledge of google trends data' - thanks @heretoreaditall2019! I've actually learnt several things from the cabal I could add, although 'the normal adult mouth has 32 teeth' doesn't seem to apply
Oh thank(space)you for the credit, dear heart.
love this so much, our time here has given us all forensic accreditation. AC12 watch out sweeties x and good luck with the hunt (?)On topic: is she still trying to convince us she’s got mates cos surely this outdoors content shouldn’t have left the confines of a FaceTime? We don’t care about ur pigeon unless it’s a (DEAD) glove in a gutter soz
Not sure if this was posted today but I love this from a frau-favourite trifle defender
Am I someone who answers my own questions? Yes I am.
Thread title nomination!!!!
Fuzzybutts and pidge? Post about an unexpected butterfly or get to duck, Gardenjack.
It’s mad how nailed this recipe writer (I think?) has it, surely this is because people in that world talk? SURELY?!
And thankfully she didn’t gain any Patreons in the days after that horribly triggering thread, although she has gained one within the past week (can check when that is later). If she had gained a decent chunk that would have been my final straw and I’d have emailed one of the savvy ones at the Scotsman under my real name offering up that dataset. Don’t think anyone would want it though she’s barely ever gaining any which suggests she’s had a long term group of 300 odd funding her lifestyle, no wonder she’s such a greedy goblin.
I quite like Garden Jack as we can now describe the followers on as Giggles
My first instinct was to tweet this to Jack (I did not obvs)
Have possibly missed this being said already, but do we have before our very eyes a new version of Monroe emerging? - Monroe version 4002.03, going by the name of Botanist-Jack.
Urgh Jack's suggested garden accounts
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