Haha yes I found some very competitive mums when I had my first, I was horrified, I had no idea how scary they can be, especially with various health issues I felt really exposed and vulnerable , it felt like being thrown to the lions at times!
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The 2021 re-recording of We Didn’t Start the Fire lacks the depth of the original
Thank you for your kind words and for sharing your story, I'm sorry to hear you had a traumatic pregnancy and birth too, its sad when it isn't the little bubble of contentment everyone expects it to be.
I had fertility treatment for my first baby and, like you, it was such a horrible experience (not the baby, the baby was and still is amazing).
I also swore off having anymore children because I couldn't put myself or my then husband through it again.
I was also in what you might call a sexless marriage, so you could have knocked me down with a bloody feather when I became pregnant naturally not soon after the first baby.
Fortunately my second pregnancy was a better journey due to the lessons learned all round from the first experience but the aftermath health wise was an absolute tit show!
I wouldn’t change any of it now though as my kids might not be the beautiful people they are now had I done anything differently! Xx
“I SHAN’T TAKE IT ANYMOOORE”The 2021 re-recording of We Didn’t Start the Fire lacks the depth of the original
I’m an Aquarian, my ex a Gemini and I too would have said gross, too many veg, spookywatching THAT MAN do things to aubergine and cherry tomatoes and spaghetti
mr kcc: ooh, that looks lovely, you'd like that if you gave it a go
me: no, it looks gross. too many vegetables*does kerry katona gif face*
mr kcc: well he likes it, he's doing his sausage gif face!
just a typical Monday night for a gemini and aquarius couple. although, of course, we air signs are far too lofty to believe in such nonsense
Crikey, that sounds horrendous, I hope you're OK now and recovered? I feel for hospital staff and I understand why treatment can be so lacking at times but it's sad when your experience is marred by poor care and support, it can be quite isolating if your experience wasn't plain sailing when everyone around you seems to have gambolled like spring lambs through the meadow of their pregnancies
MCM I love your cat avatar please go back !
Anyone else excited to see what horrors she “flings” in that Pot Noodle tonight?
It’ll be an egg
It’ll be an egg
I nearly drowned (had a water birth)
Two puffs of gas and air and I was totally away with the fairies, smol pixies and brambly mice. Head kept slipping into the pool and husband had to keep pulling me up 
Why can’t she just leave things be?!Anyone else excited to see what horrors she “flings” in that Pot Noodle tonight?
It’ll be an egg
Green eggs and ham. LiterallyAnyone else excited to see what horrors she “flings” in that Pot Noodle tonight?
It’ll be an egg
I’m surprised she’s not tried a Sticky Rib flavour Pot Noodle before being 90% vegan. I’m not vegan but even I know they’re the best of all the Pot Noodles.
no butter obvs.
My vote is piled between two slices of softy, softy white breadAnyone else excited to see what horrors she “flings” in that Pot Noodle tonight?
It’ll be an egg
no butter obvs.Said child is 10 this year, so the awful memories have faded, but it definitely contributed to my postnatal depression. Do still have some physical issues which are unlikely to get better fingers crossed it doesn't turn into incontinence as I get older...Crikey, that sounds horrendous, I hope you're OK now and recovered? I feel for hospital staff and I understand why treatment can be so lacking at times but it's sad when your experience is marred by poor care and support, it can be quite isolating if your experience wasn't plain sailing when everyone around you seems to have gambolled like spring lambs through the meadow of their pregnancies
I shamelessly pinched this from the PTWM thread - saw this and thought of you Jack (thanks @DipsyDoodle!)
I had a pot noodle for lunch. Sweet n sour. Lovely. Didn't add anything to it. Can't mess with perfection... 
You call it a rowie! Shan’t try and cosplay an accent like Jack, but I know toonsers call it a rowie
I’ve still never tried one, and now it’s got to that point where I want to keep the buttery as a mythical enigma because what if I try it and it doesn’t live up to the hype?!
I'm the gemini and he's the aquarius, but, yeah, it was not My Sort Of Thing!I’m an Aquarian, my ex a Gemini and I too would have said gross, too many veg, spooky
yes, absolutely agreeMCM I love your cat avatar please go back !
Who would describe a pot noodle as immense? Sure, most of us eat some processed crap at some point or another, but surely out of necessity or for convenience, not because we think it's immense? Am I doing food wrong, cabal?
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Anyone else excited to see what horrors she “flings” in that Pot Noodle tonight?
It’ll be an egg
peanut butter, just like she does with the bombay badboy
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