What a tosser
Jack Monroe #164 I say, has anybody seen my girlfriend's scarf?
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This bird just did it
She can get to literal duck.
In fairness, that is the perfect look for entering an empty room because you didn't know the party was cancelled. Ta da, oh.I have never laughed so much at a post on these threads. Genius if you knew it was already cancelled, hilarious if you didn't
She did. Right after a bright happy story saying āitās on my birthday now!ā And before one asking for people to ābring birthday wishesā tomorrow.
You couldnāt make it up...
WTF, i invented supernoodle pittas as a student in 1998
I shall calm myself in the knowledge that even other students are probably too refined to add salad cream to theirs.
Ainsley bashing now? Is he the new target? He also has RA in his hands, I believe...
Maybe this is a silly q, but is there actually a vigil at 6pm today? And was it only organised at 4pm this afternoon which was why Jack didn't cancel until then?
The sheer brass neck on her.
The sheer brass neck on her.
Ffs. Did you hear the one about the chicken and the upside down pineapple? Nah, me neither. ;D
soooooooo disappointed.
soooooooo disappointed.
Another low achieved
Whereās the piece of paper?
I donāt think itās actually a vigil, it seems to me to be a protest against the policing bill because itās being debated on (maybe voted on I canāt quite tell) tonight. So sheās half right, as normal.
It seems to have only gained traction on Twitter about 4 hours ago so my assumption is she was bricking it, saw that and jumped on an out. If my theory about DM being mostly Europe is right, theyād likely take her word for it rather than risk going ahead and causing offence (especially with her likely having put them in a position to have to decide there and then because of the short timescale rather than research.)
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What am I going to do with my upside down vegan chicken and tin of Del Monte pineapple now? I've been practicing my handstands all week. How RUDE.
Wow. Just wow.
Also just for good record keeping and future readers: the event at 6pm at Parliament Square tonight is being organised by Sisters Uncut. They are describing it as a ādemoā not a vigil. This is predominantly against the proposed policing bill that is likely to affect protest rights. Of course this has been triggered by the awful death of Sarah Everard, but tonights event is not in her name. It is not a memorial or vigil.
Official Tweet from Sisters Uncut is bordering on contempt of court in my opinion (discussing previous criminal history of the defendant) so I wonāt be attaching it to the post.
Official Tweet from Sisters Uncut is bordering on contempt of court in my opinion (discussing previous criminal history of the defendant) so I wonāt be attaching it to the post.
Well I'm going to look quite the ninny tomorrow with my spoiled, brown and floppy flacid fruit hat.
duck you Jack, duck you.
duck you Jack, duck you.
What? I checked the page in anticipation...I was looking forward to my first live date with the cabal, I unplugged the phone, I showered 
, and now this??
, and now this??
Such a disappointment but entirely predictable- even Mr v commented āare you surprised about thisā when I passed on the sad news of the rescheduled event. 
I'm so worried about the trial collapsing due to this and other speculation on social media, it would be a disaster if it did (you can bet any legal defence team is trawling Twitter for information that would help their cause).
Quelle bleeping Surprise about Jack not doing her video tonight, what bizarre reasoning.
Absolutely fuming here. Going to have to return to my rewatch of LoD series 5 and the worst accent to ever appear on any TV programme.
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