Jack Monroe #162 She slightly undercooked her pasta and lost her slot

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I’m on a grunk so sorry if this is a dupe but do we think that, while Jack was away, they spent the entire time curating a new (secret) Instagram using ancient pictures of past dishes? If so....sad
 
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I was excited but she has pissed me off so now I am thinking of lighting a wax melt and writing some lists have no idea how to fill next Tuesday.
I saw it on insta and came straight here, I'm due a grunk. What have I missed?
 
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I’m annoyed! What the hell does “politically identifying as female “ actually fucking mean?
she totally grimms me out in every direction. not sure how else I can describe it. it is grimmed out to 11 and something extra.
 
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I saw it on insta and came straight here, I'm due a grunk. What have I missed?
Del Monte live.

6pm next Tuesday.

She’s cooking “her” pineapple upside down chicken recipe even though eagle-eyed fraus found lots of similar ones on google.

The anticipation is palpable.
 
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a) Ooooo, toys out of pram!

b) I’ve never known anyone go on and on so much about not having said anything...yet.

c) She's not that important. Why re-post the non-binary interview? It’s not about YOU!

d) I'm feeling distinctly uncomfortable with the one-upmanship of abuse and harassment stories today. I may be completely out of step. Obviously, we need to discuss the issues but, just for this one day, can Jack and co fuck off and not make it about them and their “lived experience”.

e) I think Jack has been disgusting today and I guess she's so angry because people didn’t realise the value of her gentle nuanced point shouting and spouting. Add that to your lived experience.

f) You need to take a break from Tattle, babe.
 
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She pulled the break quickly, probably realising how serious this is all and not just a cosplay because today is... Thursday. I remember the article in which she criticised her mum who dared to question her plan to get top surgery. She must have given the interview within that small timeframe when she got testosterone, just like when she was interviewed for the Guardian having JUST got sober. So irresponsonsible.
 
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Del Monte live.

6pm next Tuesday.

She’s cooking “her” pineapple upside down chicken recipe even though eagle-eyed fraus found lots of similar ones on google.

The anticipation is palpable.
Oh I know what she's doing, I meant why had she pissed you off
 
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For anyone wondering, notjack doesn’t seem to be in the same space as Jack today, having posted some happy, flappy, clappy quote.

Or, she’s just being really really good at hiding that she’s notjack.
To be fair ActualJack isn’t in the same space on Insta as she is on twitter
 
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Oh I know what she's doing, I meant why had she pissed you off
Ffs. I am more of a twat than she is.

1. Quickly deleted sadfishing tweet asking for an oncologist.

2. Sickening attempt to insert herself into the SE situation.
 
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Didn't she pay for the testosterone off the NHS too? I can't remember the details but it did sound a bit dodgy (and pretty insulting considering that most trans people have to wait for years to get hormones :/)
 
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Ffs. I am more of a twat than she is.

1. Quickly deleted sadfishing tweet asking for an oncologist.

2. Sickening attempt to insert herself into the SE situation.
Don't be ridiculous!

I'll grunk, sounds like she's as bloody infuriating as ever. I liked it when she was AWAY
 
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Don't be ridiculous!

I'll grunk, sounds like she's as bloody infuriating as ever. I liked it when she was AWAY
More than usual I think .

Only go for it if you feel up to it. She was on one today.

(She didn’t post granola though)
 
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I think the best thing that anyone with any sort of platform today could have done is to amplify voices that don’t always get heard.
Jack never amplifies other voices. She just shouts right over them. Especially if she can earn money from it. That’s why she disgusts me.

ETA also sad fishing cancer tweet can get to fuck to. As someone who lost their dad to cancer 2.5 years ago, I can guarantee whoever it is has a whole MDT of professionals to help, and doesn’t need some pseudo oncologist with no case history on twitters input. Get in the bin, Jack.
 
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Me too, it's light and easy to watch during long lockdown.
We have binged the American Office over last few months and are currently laughing our way through Parks and Recreation. Highly recommended .
 
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I am actually so excited. First live watch with the Fraus!

Do you think she'll remember the chicken this time?
https://giphy.com/4Tkagznwgrv6A4asQb
 
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