Jack Monroe #162 She slightly undercooked her pasta and lost her slot

[Flash123]

for posterity's sake, here's the first result when you google upside down pineapple chicken. I mean, it sounds horrific, I wouldn't eat it and obviously these type of photos are heavily edited, but it's a thing and let's keep it in mind till next tuesday for a compare and contrast

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It basically just sounds like a version of sweet and sour chicken.
Jack will use radiator dried yellow sticker mushrooms instead of pepper dew peppers because as we know everything is the same.

 

[Spanner]

Despite the fact I said I had never commented on her food a few pages back, I will probably be breaking this at 18.00 on the 16th. I am BUZZING for this!

 

[ChickenPorridge]

Is she gonna actually advertise this one on Twitter? You know, what a collab is actually for? I think Del Monte want a few of your 350k followers to actually watch, Jack! Just a wee tip, like

 

[I steal names]

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Thankyou thankyou thankyou!

 

[PoorPatrol]

March 16th, this is what I deserve!! Back of the net

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

*whispers* you could ask for a pineapple granola recipe if she does a Q&A at the end?

Sending account in Ed mate xoxo.

ETA I do not have a sock account.

 

[fauxpoor]

6pm. She is making pineapple chicken. Not sure if you can use a viewer?

I hope she doesn't forget the chicken this time around.

 

[Marwood]

This is the epitome of the life of Riley for me. Unless she was getting up at the arsecrack of dawn...who is this aimed towards? Ithis her ideal demographic? I’m a stay at home Mum and microwave porridge is a godsend! I wish I had the luxury of time and sanity to make it from scratch.

Urgh, sorry for mini rant. Think my funk is easing but might need to watch a sweary episode of Thick of It when small child goes to sleep.

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Ah yes the blue bowls! For me this was when things started to wander from a vague knowledge of her campaigning and a distant "I'm sure her recipes are very helpful, I'll give them a better go sometime" social media awareness into the realm of "...Eh?"

 

[colouredlines]

I'm gonna be a bit of a spoilsport and slowly, gently, thoughtfully ask everyone to please not comment/ask Jack questions etc during the Live. Let's keep crossover to a minimum and not give her any ammo for claims of bullying and harassment. And let's be honest, Jack does NOT need our help to make a dick of herself live in the kitchen...as the current thread title reminds us!

 

[skronkywildcat]

6pm is dinner time for those of us with younger kids. So thoughtless.

 

[Beth1980]

No, why always a Tuesday evening, I am working! Real working not scrolling and posting on social media, guess next poll will be if there will be an improvement on the Hellmann's lives

 

[Cookiecookie]

She's not drinking 3,5l of tea before 4pm. She only rolls out of bed at about 11, ffs!

That's around 14 cups, if my highly scientific method of estimation is right (each cup being around the 250mL mark which is what my mug holds)

 

[ChickenPorridge]

I'm gonna be a bit of a spoilsport and slowly, gently, thoughtfully ask everyone to please not comment/ask Jack questions etc during the Live. Let's keep crossover to a minimum and not give her any ammo for claims of bullying and harassment. And let's be honest, Jack does NOT need our help to make a dick of herself live in the kitchen...as the current thread title reminds us!

Hear hear. I know people are only really jesting about it but she'd love the excuse. Anyway, get the popcorn ready.

 

[CabalofBolorneaise]

I'm gonna be a bit of a spoilsport and slowly, gently, thoughtfully ask everyone to please not comment/ask Jack questions etc during the Live. Let's keep crossover to a minimum and not give her any ammo for claims of bullying and harassment. And let's be honest, Jack does NOT need our help to make a dick of herself live in the kitchen...as the current thread title reminds us!

Agreed, I think she got a lot of mileage from the time someone who was going to participate in one was also posting here, it’s just fuel to her fire.

 

[Tabitha D]

It's like she learned nothing during her stint in a pro kitchen or from her ex!

People who think they know it all don’t generally make the effort to learn. Because they don’t need to! Jack is a self-proclaimed food expert, after all.

 

[onlysunshine]

for posterity's sake, here's the first result when you google upside down pineapple chicken. I mean, it sounds horrific, I wouldn't eat it and obviously these type of photos are heavily edited, but it's a thing and let's keep it in mind till next tuesday for a compare and contrast

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That was then...

 

[Flash123]

I hope whoever is impacted is ok.

 

[ChickenPorridge]

Or...the affected person could speak to their doctor. Mad concept

 

[Aardvark]

I know we’ve moved on but I have not stopped thinking about the fact she claims to drink 3.5 litres of tea a day since reading it on here several hours ago

Why 3.5, rather than 3? Was 3 not enough of a a lie, the extra 500ml more appealing? But not 4 litres obviously, as that would be mad

I’ve genuinely looked at every single drink I’ve had this afternoon thinking along the lines of “well this is only one glass of water. She’s having at least twelve of these. But hers is tea. From a slow cooker”

Truly I am obsessed now. A slow cooker tea truther

 

[skronkywildcat]

What happened to “it’s not my news to share”?

This person deserves their privacy and no doctor is going to give an opinion based on no notes/no examination.

I hope with all my heart that whoever is ill can be treated and healed.