I find it telling that she assumes people are buying items without a plan or idea as to how to consume them.How I howled over that.
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You won't last an hour. If she said that to me when I was at the checkout, I would tell her to go blow a goat.
Exactly. She treats people like they are stupid and don't know what they are doing. If someone actually said that to me I'd drop a nasty fart bomb and smile happily.I find it telling that she assumes people are buying items without a plan or idea as to how to consume them.
Perhaps we need a 'Jack's Jobs' list to run alongside the list of ailments...When did she work at a supermarket? That's another one for the timeline.
This. So unbelievably patronising. She's never had a 'great' recipe for anything except how to blend lies, manipulation and aggression into a half-arsed career.View attachment 131604
You won't last an hour. If she said that to me when I was at the checkout, I would tell her to go blow a goat.
I will startPerhaps we need a 'Jack's Jobs' list to run alongside the list of ailments...
But Pesto E Coli is so fancy no?I find it telling that she assumes people are buying items without a plan or idea as to how to consume them.
It’s the same problem with her manky salad bag pesto. It’s just a gimmick ‘solution’ when it would be so much better to look at how people can wean themselves off buying the salad bags in the first place and encourage ways of consuming more greens when they’re fresh.
Burger flipperI will start
Author
Telly presenter
Cookery lecturer
Same, but my friend couldn't cope with a body that appeared female. It was 2 years ago last week.Fuck absolutely off. I had a friend take her own life whilst on the waiting list for the gender identity clinic because she couldn't cope with living in a body that appeared male.
I will start
Author
Telly presenter
Cookery lecturer
Sex worker
Chippy girl
Nightclub shot pourer
Didn't she also have some belt in self defense?Burger flipper
Barista
Sex worker
Sunday School teacher
Nightclub shots server
Chippy worker
Fire service control room operator
Campaigner
Activist
Political commentator
Food writer
Journalist
(All her words, not mine)
How I howled over that.
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You won't last an hour. If she said that to me when I was at the checkout, I would tell her to go blow a goat.
BloggerBurger flipper
Barista
Sex worker
Sunday School teacher
Nightclub shots server
Chippy worker
Fire service control room operator
Campaigner
Activist
Political commentator
Food writer
Journalist
(All her words, not mine)
These are killing me, keep em coming, I did chortle with gay abandon at the Matt one in the other postFresh lemon? Fancy!
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No camp stove cooking with Jack?
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I'll have the salad bag pesto. And a self love stew.
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Kale salad. Lets all shit ourselves with joyous abandon
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If it isn't in a tin, it isn't worth having.
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I'm out of tinned peaches.
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Afternoon tea? Fancy
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I'm a cookery writer, I cook for depressipes.
Buy my book and skip along for you are supporting me.
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I'm sorry but I am immune compromised and simply cannot go out to buy 18 L of paint today
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OMG, my anchovy paste, it made my ovaries move north to Alaska.
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This is just a crazy hunch from my weird little barefoot brain but... I'm starting to think you may be a Lucille Ball fan?Doncha know, we are Hausfraus and we rock. Stand tall sista.
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Tip me, patreon me or just give me fucking money you peon.
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A flask full of fishy ramen noodles in the tent. Yes of course.
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THAT MAN - it's jollef rice all over again
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Just bung it in...
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Pull up a chair and let me tell you about Jackanoshy
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Black tea in recipes, I invented it.
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ASDA has run out of bottled lemon. I must use fresh.
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Yes. The funniest woman to have ever walked the earth. I loved her.This is just a crazy hunch from my weird little barefoot brain but... I'm starting to think you may be a Lucille Ball fan?
She was absolutely amazing. I feel that way about Doris Day. There was nothing she couldn't do.Your ovaries did whaaatttt?
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Yes. Absolutely x
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Yes. The funniest woman to have ever walked the earth. I loved her.
Lucille Ball was pure humour. Her facial expressions will never be repeated by anyone.She was absolutely amazing. I feel that way about Doris Day. There was nothing she couldn't do.
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