Former PM Jack Monroe
Jack Monroe #155 What a sad little life, Jack
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Former PM Jack Monroe
You mean this dear Lenny. Courtesy of master of sick dreams @MarmiteExtractLest we forget Victorian ghost child Jack (please tell me someone else remembers this?? I remember a hilarious photoshop but I’m scared it’s all just been a sick dream)
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Google tells me that photo in front of Downing Street is from July 2018.
Wasn’t the trip to Downing Street in something like 2016? Also, you’re still such a dick with money that you still only (not really) have £10 pp for food. How’s it really going, Jack?
Well, she's not a Vegan. The rules don't apply to our Jackie!
Yes!
That always reminds me of the Jabberwocky!!
Or in her case Jacker(woke)y !
It's a nonsense language recipes hacks# alright!
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(Back to lurking)
I might have actually learned another language during this pandemic.
Exactly. I think all of our “how it’s going” pics (including Jack’s) would be pretty dire right about now.
Maybe Joe Wicks and Jeff Bezos could be excluded though.
In her comments she claims she would rather live at No. 11 because there are fewer mendacious (
) fools to deal with. She has no idea does she? Does she know about Sunak’s a) background and b) wife and in-laws?
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I I I think I have 36 teeth. Do I need to go to A&E? What even am I? 
FALSE ALARM! I’m just an idiot. I have 32. Oh god I’m so relieved. I thought I was going to have to update my email signature (I don’t have Twitter)
FALSE ALARM! I’m just an idiot. I have 32. Oh god I’m so relieved. I thought I was going to have to update my email signature (I don’t have Twitter)
and so much to unpack with this one:
(a) does she know what goes on at Number 11?
(b) does she know what "defund" actually means?
(c) does she know that the current PM actually lives at Number 11?
(d) HOWEVER, a big thanks to Jack for chucking another "mendacious" our way.
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Her and Williamson are back level-pegging.
Does defunding the rich include taking back properties from landlords? Asking for a granddad friend
I just have no words. Well, I do. However none that are polite. No matter ones views on the current PM, obviously this past year has been unexpectedly difficult to navigate and violence is certainly not the answer with regards to getting change and/or who people think should be in charge etc. Plus FK me, if JM was in charge the whole FSM debacle would look like a flipping banquet compared to what she'd recommend and serve up.
Watch out, Poca, she's behind you! Clanking chains, shimmering Viv dress 'an all.
LEAVE ME ALONE. I’m just so very tired. #bekind
Wonder if it's as tedious as a tenant who doesn't pay their rent, Jack?
Also, he's "refusing" to leave? Pretty sure...no, actually TOTALLY sure...that he won an election...
Also, he's "refusing" to leave? Pretty sure...no, actually TOTALLY sure...that he won an election...
Just in case we were ever in doubt of the squiggles.
It’s ok, she’ll be tired - she’s in her ‘I can stand on tiptoes for 12 minutes whilst delivering a keynote speech, cos I’m a trained ballet dancer’ skirt. Her calf muscles will be too weary for chasing.
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