Jack Monroe #155 What a sad little life, Jack

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I have thirty two teeth! I feel special! Though my husband just woke up and found me poking round my mouth and didn’t seem to think ‘counting my teeth’ was a normal answer...
 
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I’ve got 28 teeth, not including wisdom teeth. I’ve never had any removed. Am I broken?
I've got 29 including 4 baby molars that are still going. Apparently I'm a few teeth short of a full set. (insert own joke here)

Also how the ever-living fuck can she "languidly" gloss over a toothache?! Does she have a special chaise for languidly draping herself on, in times of toothache?
 
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She goes on about rent arrears again. It's always the rent isn't it? She sees renting, and especially failing to pay it, as the ultimate working class poverty cosplay stamp.

And another cold damp flat (get a dehumidifier you melt).

Not sure if she's joking about getting into teaching, but doesn't she realise you have to have a degree? And therefore more than 4.5 GCSEs. And teaching secondary school is NOT the job for someone with rejection sensitive dysphoria criticism-sensitive narcissism.
 
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Can we all pls take a minute to consider just how rancid her breath must be if she’s had an infected tooth she’s done nothing about for two years?
 
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I swear there's a photo of her laughing with her mouth wide open and her head back, displaying all her teeth. I want to count and inspect them #teethtruther

It doesn't fucking matter but it's aggravating that it's yet another one of her completely pointless lies!
 
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Can we all pls take a minute to consider just how rancid her breath must be if she’s had an infected tooth she’s done nothing about for two years?
That’s some fact to just casually drop in the middle of the night. Thanks

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Also how the ever-living fuck can she "languidly" gloss over a toothache?! Does she have a special chaise for languidly draping herself on, in times of toothache?
This has cracked me up, because she probably does! I can’t stop lauging at “in times of toothache”!
 
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Sorry, Im Kate to this party.......this woman, pretending she needs a wheelchair (as somebody who struggles to walk she is a piss take cnut!!), is currently 'Irish'? (Stupid twat - she offends me and mine!!) ACTUALLY went to Grenfel to gawk?? Bastard rubbernecking village idiot!
 
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So true, month in a hospital, a week ventilated and then high pressure o2 for a while. I had.covid pneumothorax, am still in a lot of pain, got to attend a.long covid clinic now. The anxiety and weirdness (xant explain it better).is real.. I send my love and strength to anyone woth it. Its vile and.nothing like I have ever had xxx
 
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I’m just looking forward to him getting to our financial records, and trying to read out “Bumbear” with a straight face in court.
Hope the wee pixie settles soon!
 
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Some of the names on here are just brilliant. I normally use AliasCrackFox but I wasn't sure if it was appropriate. Fairly pedestrian compared to some!
 
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I’m just looking forward to him getting to our financial records, and trying to read out “Bumbear” with a straight face in court.
Hope the wee pixie settles soon!
The defendant, using the moniker “Alan’s Big Plate” superimposed the complainants face over that of several well known film television characters, such as Willy Wonka and Tom Cruise, and Dobby from Lord of the Rings, for the amusement of the other members of the forum who call themselves “the cabal”

Deid!
 
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With the amount of furniture in the shitty bungalow, would you even be surprised if she did?
 
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Not counted my teeth but all 4 wisdom teeth varying degrees of impacted, 1 extracted at dental hospital by students who did a bit of a botched job, remaining ones extracted by dentist under sedation (they use something similar to rohypnol, horrible experience) all caused pain but no rash & def no clawing or nighttime crying.
 
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Was already giggling at “using the moniker” but I lost it at “Dobby from Lord Of the Rings”!



Someone was asking if Jack has written her article for “The Breakdown” yet.
Standby your special chaises, you’ll be shocked to hear that she has NOT! She’s still listed as a columnist. Like the sad faceless mithering ninny I am, I checked out the other columnists there, they’ve all written at least one article for the site.
 
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I think there are loads of pantries springing up.

I 100% agree that they are far more dignified than foodbanks. I can't imagine being so down on my luck that I needed to use a foodbank and then being forced to eat rice pudding or beans because that's what they said I could have.

(not a foodsnob, I eat loads of basic foods but am autistic and foods with weird textures make me feel physically ill)

I seem to remember the Trussel Trust having links to the tory party too.

That might get you unwanted attention from some gay men, given the alternative meaning of the word "otter".
I googled it and not as rude as I was expecting!
 
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I've got 29 including 4 baby molars that are still going. Apparently I'm a few teeth short of a full set. (insert own joke here)
I'll elevenerife you here as I'm most definitely short of a full set (and most people who know me would no doubt agree). Before they all fell apart, I had four teeth already missing, plus four wisdom teeth missing, none of which were in my jaw. So can I blame my lack of wisdom on my teef?

My last dentist said that I was the only person she knew who treated root canals as routine, and the dental consultant was a bit surprised when he gently broke the news of having to take a back upper tooth out and I replied "oh, go on then if you have to". I must admit that one was a bit brutal.
 
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I have two missing teef, they just never appeared. My canines, of course so it's nice and noticeable. I've worn an upper plate with teefs on it since teen years and I'd love to get implants but I lisp like Mike Tython without my plate.
 
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