They obviously didn't take her up on the offer, otherwise she would have made sure everyone was aware of her contribution.In these....moments of silence... I was thinking about the time someone on twitter was promoting their forthcoming book, and Jack said "want me to write something for the cover?"
The absolute arrogance!
Jack Monroe #154 The book has furloughed itself
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Who is this Billy Big Bollocks of which you speak? Iāll āave āim
for sure! Jack's tactic would be to burst into tears and tell them to leave her alone
Petal you're not a fellow Irish. You are my your own admission half NORTHERN Irish. A few trips to see granny does not make you from that country and the fact you don't seem to know the north from the south suggests you know little about it.
Blaa is a bun bread made in Wexford.
Sorry when I am not at home I always refer to myself as northern Irish that is because that was the country I was born in. The Irish are people from the south.
You don't call north Korean people Korean because they are not. Same goes for South Koreans.
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I really will stop tagging you eventually
. However I just have to say I very much approve of your tattoos.... I'm also wondering which weapons, please be a poleaxe (although I like to think it's a medieval tin opener 
) so kinda jack related talk and not completely off topic lol.šŗļø very closely linked to a hobby I'm sort of involved in.
Why does the robot man say "we"? Is he speaking on behalf of all his bots? Why do I even care?
the snake shat on the table over 10 years ago jack. get new references
although I will use this opportunity to once again pitch this for thread title. #155 what a sad little life, jack
I use a food bank regularly and it's not in my FB bio
When we first went into lockdown I put up a link to a service which will connect you with local charities so anyone struggling and unaware of where to get help would be pointed in the right direction. Should I edit my bio to include charity volunteer? LolAlso at my house we refer to the food bank as the food library.
Jack Tweeted "We should all put our names in a hat, cook for our nominated person and leave it on the door step. Like a big Twitter come dine with me but without the snark, knicker rummage, and snake pissing on the table mid-meal"
Me and the neighbours on my landing have been making meals for each other and leaving them on the doorstep throughout lockdown. There are 4 flats on our side of the building, so we each make a meal when we feel up to it and can afford it. We hardly knew each other before the lockdowns, but we have got to know each other so much more chatting across the landing. At least something good has come out of this terrible situation.
Normally we make a meal once a fortnight each. It is always pre arranged, so the recipients don't cook that day. It is what is called neighbourly and thoughtful, something Jack would know nothing about.
Me and the neighbours on my landing have been making meals for each other and leaving them on the doorstep throughout lockdown. There are 4 flats on our side of the building, so we each make a meal when we feel up to it and can afford it. We hardly knew each other before the lockdowns, but we have got to know each other so much more chatting across the landing. At least something good has come out of this terrible situation.
Normally we make a meal once a fortnight each. It is always pre arranged, so the recipients don't cook that day. It is what is called neighbourly and thoughtful, something Jack would know nothing about.
'Food Made By Others', because people haven't already been buying pre-made food for millenia or anything like that. What is wrong with these dickheads?
"Fellow Irish" LOL. Please Jack, we don't claim you. Ulster has suffered enough!
She has thunder tattooed?
tit, Jack's just elevenerifed my Irishness despite me being born and raised in Ireland and living here now.
I'll admit my ignorance - never heard of a blaa before today.
I'll admit my ignorance - never heard of a blaa before today.
Ooh they sound cool! I have a Lion King sleeve and Ralph Wiggum picking his nose.
We should totally have a fist fight.
ETA autocarrot
Me neither, but maybe Iām too far north being from Belfast
@FeelingPrawny I have a triple-spike-balled flail, a dagger and a gauntlet! I love how many spikes they put on everything in medieval times, they must have been constantly skewering themselves by accident.
I would pay a lot of money to see some sort of culinary cage match. Gordon Ramsay is a black belt in martial arts isn't he? That's the second time I've mentioned him today, I honestly don't normally talk about him this much. I would also back Delia but only if she'd had a few.
Yes @MaineCoonMama she has an entire cacophony of thunder tattooed, you mithering ninny!
I would pay a lot of money to see some sort of culinary cage match. Gordon Ramsay is a black belt in martial arts isn't he? That's the second time I've mentioned him today, I honestly don't normally talk about him this much. I would also back Delia but only if she'd had a few.
Yes @MaineCoonMama she has an entire cacophony of thunder tattooed, you mithering ninny!
*operatic warble*
DUUUUUNNNN-IIIIING KRUUUUUUUUU-GER
Same, Veda is the height of fancy breads for me. In bread parlance etc etc
From a Google search, it looks like a floury bap
Early thread title suggestion: Jack Monroe #155 has she handed in the manuscript yet?
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